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When the declaration of ones aspirations is met with the curt reply of "zif", an expression of disbeleif, shot for "As if!". one has been "ziffed" in this situation.
"He said he was going to win the marathon tomorrow - I totally ziffed him, man!

"I told the boss i was going to straighten up and fly right - he totally ziffed me man, hes got no faith"
ziffed by PoleKat and SkodaBitch January 29, 2005
Words you can keep
Damn it Dave - don't get so ziffed.
ziffed by Chet van Wilkinson June 28, 2008
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"I waited for them for a hour. They ziffed me again."
ziffed by Captain April 23, 2005

zifferius 

A Neanderthal who is an absolute alpha male and is very stupid has high animal like qualities and loves flaunting it’s mating calls, they act semi-normal around society but when in it’s in its homeland it is a wild beast that cannot be tamed. It’s preferred pet is a bobcat because they have similar qualities. It likes to pluck it’s food before eating. You can not become a Zifferius you can only be born as a Zifferius
Yo bro watch out for the Zifferius down the hall, if the lights turn off run.
zifferius by Prophecy October 5, 2020
Some who sits behind you in a movie theater talking thoughout the entire movie, then when something amazing happens they say "as if"
"I wish that ziffer would shut up already!"
ziffer by Keats October 6, 2004

Arnold Ziffel

a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises
Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me
Arnold Ziffel by JPnEB August 24, 2008
ziffelx is a tik toker with almost 3000 followers. Yet she is known as a fanpage and her dad does music.
hello my name name is bailee my tik tok is ziffelx! Im known for my dads music also being a fanpage of so many tiktokers!
ziffelx by Ziffelx November 30, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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