ziffed 

When the declaration of ones aspirations is met with the curt reply of "zif", an expression of disbeleif, shot for "As if!". one has been "ziffed" in this situation.

"He said he was going to win the marathon tomorrow - I totally ziffed him, man!

"I told the boss i was going to straighten up and fly right - he totally ziffed me man, hes got no faith"

ziffed by PoleKat and SkodaBitch January 29, 2005

ziffed 

mad stoned

Damn it Dave - don't get so ziffed.

ziffed by Chet van Wilkinson June 28, 2008

ziffed 

forgotten or otherwise left behind.

"I waited for them for a hour. They ziffed me again."

ziffed by Captain April 23, 2005

zifferius 

A Neanderthal who is an absolute alpha male and is very stupid has high animal like qualities and loves flaunting it’s mating calls, they act semi-normal around society but when in it’s in its homeland it is a wild beast that cannot be tamed. It’s preferred pet is a bobcat because they have similar qualities. It likes to pluck it’s food before eating. You can not become a Zifferius you can only be born as a Zifferius

Yo bro watch out for the Zifferius down the hall, if the lights turn off run.

zifferius by Prophecy October 5, 2020

ziffer 

Some who sits behind you in a movie theater talking thoughout the entire movie, then when something amazing happens they say "as if"

"I wish that ziffer would shut up already!"

ziffer by Keats October 6, 2004

Arnold Ziffel

a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises

Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me

Arnold Ziffel by JPnEB August 24, 2008

ziffelx 

ziffelx is a tik toker with almost 3000 followers. Yet she is known as a fanpage and her dad does music.

hello my name name is bailee my tik tok is ziffelx! Im known for my dads music also being a fanpage of so many tiktokers!

ziffelx by Ziffelx November 30, 2020