ziffel 

sitting in the crib and doing nothing or drinkin oldhead beer wit ya pops when u got shit u could be doing refers to the Boul Schoenfeld aka Ziffelkid (who only plays games published before 2000 and uses streaming services or sits on the home screen or jerks it on microsoft edge); popularized by BC heads in the winter ‘23 semester; synonym: loafing

“stop zifflelin” “bouls always wanna talk about links and then ziffel when it get to friday beers time”

ziffel by rob volbrecht January 28, 2024

Arnold Ziffel

a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises

Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me

Arnold Ziffel by JPnEB August 24, 2008

ziffed 

When the declaration of ones aspirations is met with the curt reply of "zif", an expression of disbeleif, shot for "As if!". one has been "ziffed" in this situation.

"He said he was going to win the marathon tomorrow - I totally ziffed him, man!

"I told the boss i was going to straighten up and fly right - he totally ziffed me man, hes got no faith"

ziffed by PoleKat and SkodaBitch January 29, 2005

zifferius 

A Neanderthal who is an absolute alpha male and is very stupid has high animal like qualities and loves flaunting it’s mating calls, they act semi-normal around society but when in it’s in its homeland it is a wild beast that cannot be tamed. It’s preferred pet is a bobcat because they have similar qualities. It likes to pluck it’s food before eating. You can not become a Zifferius you can only be born as a Zifferius

Yo bro watch out for the Zifferius down the hall, if the lights turn off run.

zifferius by Prophecy October 5, 2020

ziffer 

Some who sits behind you in a movie theater talking thoughout the entire movie, then when something amazing happens they say "as if"

"I wish that ziffer would shut up already!"

ziffer by Keats October 6, 2004

ziffle 

Ziffle (n.) – a pimple appearing on the buttock

“Man, that chick Catherine has a whole garden of ziffles on her ass.”

ziffle by Penguin Fukker November 1, 2006

ziffed 

mad stoned

Damn it Dave - don't get so ziffed.

ziffed by Chet van Wilkinson June 28, 2008