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Long Term Evolution

Marketed by a lot of telco's as the forth generation in mobile networks (4G) but actually is still part of the third generation of mobile telecommunication and should actually be called 3.9G.

LTE Advanced, the already planned successor of LTE, will be a true 4G network.

LTE Advanced will theorattically reach a download speed of 1000 Mbit/s, LTE will have a maximum of 100 Mbit/s. LTE Advanced should be able to reach this this download speed even when you are in a moving car or train.
Wow, my iPhone is advanced, it has LTE already!
by Milanifan August 23, 2013
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Monday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to MND.

MAD allows you to get really pissed if you do MND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.

Doing MAD too often is bad for your social and work life because you will come across as a alcoholic hobo and eventually will become one. MAD is best enjoyed in the Christmas / New Year period.

although MAD can be fun, TAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better.
A: I don't feel like working.

B: Me neither.

A: Shall we go for a beer?

B: Already?

A: Sure, let's go MAD.
by Milanifan January 20, 2011
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That awesome feeling between sex and having to go pee.
Good sex leads to a good orgasm which makes you wanna go pee.
by Milanifan January 19, 2011
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A shockproof, foldable, writable computer screen-like devise that doesn't need electricity.
Windows crashed again, I'll write it on some paper and mail it to you, with a stamp on the envelope.
by Milanifan May 09, 2010
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Monday Night Drinks.
Going out for drinks after work on a Monday night. not the most popular of all ND's.

Also see:

TND, WND, ThND, FND
Dude, what a day! Are you up for a sneaky MND?

or:
The Mrs is not home 'till 11, shall we go for MND?
by Milanifan September 15, 2010
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First generation texting software.
Very annoying, because you have to click the buttons really a lot. e.g. 3 times the 2 for a C, 2 times the 3 for an E.
T9 makes texting a lot easier, although a lot of people turn off their T9 and use Multi-tap all the time.

See also:

T9

Swype

Blindtype
A: My phone is giving me all these funny words!!

B: Go back to Multi-tap then, you big nerd.
by Milanifan October 16, 2010
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Fictional town in The Netherlands. No roads lead to Coevoorden, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Coevoorden. It might be a code name for some secret militairy project. Everybody who claims to be from Coevoorden or to have ever been there is part of the Coevoorden-conspiracy (Dutch: Coevoordencomplot).
This conspiracy is probably linked to the Bielefeld-conspiracy.
X: Have you ever been in Coevoorden?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Coevoorden-conspiracy
by Milanifan August 28, 2010
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