Fictional town in Germany. No roads lead to Bielefeld, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Bielefeld.
It might be a code name for some secret militairy project.
Everybody who claims to be from Bielefeld or to have ever been there is part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy (German: Bielefeld-Verschwörung)
X: Have you ever been in Bielefeld?
Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.
X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy
by Milanifan June 19, 2010
To pretend you have to leave early just to get rid of annoying person in the pub. Upon leaving the pub, make sure all your friends go in one direction and the annoying person in the other. When he/she is out of sight, it's safe to go back in a have a good time with your friends!
by Milanifan October 24, 2010
Google operating software for mobile phones, smartphones and tablets. Biggest rival of Apple's iPhone and Windows Mobile, although Windows Mobile is actually too tiny to be considered a competitor.
Current releases:
Cupcake Android 1.5
Donut Android 1.6
Eclair Android 2.1
Froyo Android 2.2
Future releases (October 2010):
Gingerbread Android 3.0
Honeycomb Android 3.5
Ice Cream Android 4.0
by Milanifan October 16, 2010
Tuesday Afternoon Drinks.
The earlier version of or prelude to TND.
TAD allows you to get really pissed if you do TND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.
If you find yourself in a pub before 5pm with a pint in your hand on a Tuesday, you are doing TAD.
If you find yourself doing TAD every week, you're doing it too often.
Also be careful combining TAD with too many other AD's during the same week.
Although TAD is better than MAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better still.
A: What 3pm already?
B: Yeah, time flies.
A: We need to pack up and go.
B: What for?
A: For TAD of course!
by Milanifan January 20, 2011
Thursday Afternoon Drinks.
The earlier version of or prelude to ThND.
If one failed to have a proper WND, one can decide to make up for it by going out for ThAD.
ThAD is no FAD or WAD, but it beats MAD and TAD for sure!
A: Did you have WND yesterday?
B: Me neither. Wanna make up for it?
A: Like the way you're thinking.
B: ThAD it is!!
by Milanifan January 29, 2011
Leaving the office early when your boss has left early as well.
Pulling a Vinkie is best done between, roughly, lunch and 4pm. After 4 you can't really say it's a Vinkie anymore, that's just leaving early.
If you notice colleagues doing Vinkies regularly, they are probably not happy in their work. If you see them doing it smiling, they probably already have another job elsewhere.
A: Where's the boss?
B: he left already.
A: Vinkie!
B: Dude, it's half past 5, too late for pulling a Vinkie!
by Milanifan October 20, 2010
Release 2.1 of Google's Android.
2.0 was also called Eclair, but this release never made it to the market. Bluethooth, digital zoom, Maps, browser and contact lists were among the improvements compared to Donut.
Eclair is Android's biggest success so far (October 2010), Froyo might beat Eclair and is bound to beat iPhone as well.
by Milanifan October 16, 2010