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LINO

Laptop In Name Only
A 'laptop' so big and heavy, you can't really put it on your lap.
Dude, you said you were buying a laptop, that's a LINO!!
by Milanifan January 2, 2017
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La Chouffe

Pubquiz team from The Netherlands with members from Amsterdam and Utrecht.
They won Café Frieda's pubquiz three times, Café Kuijpers' pubquiz once and they finished second once at Kuijpers and once at Café Lust.

On January the 28th they will compete for the 7th time in a pubquiz, this time at Cafe Walvis in Amsterdam
Team La Chouffe is a great pubquiz team, they win almost everytime they show up.
by Milanifan January 25, 2014
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LTE

Long Term Evolution

Marketed by a lot of telco's as the forth generation in mobile networks (4G) but actually is still part of the third generation of mobile telecommunication and should actually be called 3.9G.

LTE Advanced, the already planned successor of LTE, will be a true 4G network.

LTE Advanced will theorattically reach a download speed of 1000 Mbit/s, LTE will have a maximum of 100 Mbit/s. LTE Advanced should be able to reach this this download speed even when you are in a moving car or train.
Wow, my iPhone is advanced, it has LTE already!
by Milanifan August 25, 2013
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RIM

1. Regional Information Manager
An IT fuction within a multinational wholesale company. Rather badly chosen because of 3.

2. Research In Motion
The Canadian company behind the BlackBerry phones.
Rather badly chosen because of 3.

3. The give oral sex to another person's anus. This is calles rimming (to rim) because people tend to lick the rim of the anus and not the inner bit.
1:
A: You should ask the RIM that.

B: The WHAT???

2:
No wonder they are called BLACKberries, they're produced by RIM!!
by Milanifan April 3, 2011
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ThAD

Thursday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to ThND.

If one failed to have a proper WND, one can decide to make up for it by going out for ThAD.

ThAD is no FAD or WAD, but it beats MAD and TAD for sure!
A: Did you have WND yesterday?

B: Me neither. Wanna make up for it?

A: Like the way you're thinking.

B: ThAD it is!!
by Milanifan February 19, 2011
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MAD

Monday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to MND.

MAD allows you to get really pissed if you do MND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.

Doing MAD too often is bad for your social and work life because you will come across as a alcoholic hobo and eventually will become one. MAD is best enjoyed in the Christmas / New Year period.

although MAD can be fun, TAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better.
A: I don't feel like working.

B: Me neither.

A: Shall we go for a beer?

B: Already?

A: Sure, let's go MAD.
by Milanifan January 21, 2011
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TAD

Tuesday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to TND.

TAD allows you to get really pissed if you do TND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.

If you find yourself in a pub before 5pm with a pint in your hand on a Tuesday, you are doing TAD.
If you find yourself doing TAD every week, you're doing it too often.

Also be careful combining TAD with too many other AD's during the same week.

Although TAD is better than MAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better still.
A: What 3pm already?

B: Yeah, time flies.

A: We need to pack up and go.

B: What for?

A: For TAD of course!
by Milanifan January 21, 2011
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