Zeulching

The act of sticking a toothpick into one’s meatus (the hole in the dick above the glands) to keep it from sealing shut. Commonly done so in a timespan of every 3 weeks for teens and young adults, but from infancy to early teenage, it is most common to poke it out once a year instead. This process also spans over a longer period of time between zeulching once a man reaches adulthood-at the age of 21-slowing down as the body has adapted to it since then.
However, if a man misses this ceremonial process, they either have to get a surgery, or are sent to the ER, as it is practically lethal.

Zeulching refers to the Latin words for Cock and Hole.

Johnny:Bro… I missed my Zeulching sesh.

Bryant:ur fucked bro haha ur dead like actually

by lilcummers March 11, 2024

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Zelphing

Skating. (Skateboarding)
Originated by skateboarders in Marlborough, MA.
Variations: Zelphboard, meaning skateboard. Zelph, meaning skate.

Guy 1: yo, you wanna go zelphing today?
Guy 2: aw yeeee don't forget your zelphboard.

by spaghetti and ham July 14, 2014

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Zulching

To combine the act of felching and zumming

The Zulch - A combination manouvre

I was in the middle of a zulch when the phone rang,

I was asked to go to a zulching party and i accepted with excitement

by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010

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Zelching

Doing fuck all

Nursing a phat hangover, been zelching all day
Katy law 2020

by Zelcher February 21, 2020

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ZELCHING

zelching is when a bunch of homosexual sn0gang members collectively drain each other with buttplugs, anal beeds, dildos, etc. the action also need to have any novagang song playing in the background.

person 1 "hey man are you down for zelching tonight?"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"

by god save us March 23, 2024

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