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Zeulching 

The act of sticking a toothpick into one’s meatus (the hole in the dick above the glands) to keep it from sealing shut. Commonly done so in a timespan of every 3 weeks for teens and young adults, but from infancy to early teenage, it is most common to poke it out once a year instead. This process also spans over a longer period of time between zeulching once a man reaches adulthood-at the age of 21-slowing down as the body has adapted to it since then.
However, if a man misses this ceremonial process, they either have to get a surgery, or are sent to the ER, as it is practically lethal.

Zeulching refers to the Latin words for Cock and Hole.
Johnny:Bro… I missed my Zeulching sesh.

Bryant:ur fucked bro haha ur dead like actually
Zeulching by lilcummers March 11, 2024
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Zelphing 

Skating. (Skateboarding)
Originated by skateboarders in Marlborough, MA.
Variations: Zelphboard, meaning skateboard. Zelph, meaning skate.
Guy 1: yo, you wanna go zelphing today?
Guy 2: aw yeeee don't forget your zelphboard.
Zelphing by spaghetti and ham July 14, 2014
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Zulching 

To combine the act of felching and zumming

The Zulch - A combination manouvre
I was in the middle of a zulch when the phone rang,

I was asked to go to a zulching party and i accepted with excitement
Zulching by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010
Doing fuck all
Nursing a phat hangover, been zelching all day
Katy law 2020
Zelching by Zelcher February 21, 2020
zelching is when a bunch of homosexual sn0gang members collectively drain each other with buttplugs, anal beeds, dildos, etc. the action also need to have any novagang song playing in the background.
person 1 "hey man are you down for zelching tonight?"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"
ZELCHING by god save us March 23, 2024
When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.
Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she was zelching me all night long
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg
Zelching by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024
When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.
Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she gave me a nasty zelching
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg
Zelching by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024
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