Zelphing 

Skating. (Skateboarding)
Originated by skateboarders in Marlborough, MA.
Variations: Zelphboard, meaning skateboard. Zelph, meaning skate.

Guy 1: yo, you wanna go zelphing today?
Guy 2: aw yeeee don't forget your zelphboard.

Zelphing by spaghetti and ham July 14, 2014

Zalphing 

When someone is playing a fighting game and is wrecking you by being able to do complex combos. However the opponent is not even able to even execute a simple combo due to game messing up.

Zalphus is zalphing me, I can't even do shit.

Zalphing by Mr. Hsien-ko May 9, 2017

Zelching

Doing fuck all

Nursing a phat hangover, been zelching all day
Katy law 2020

Zelching by Zelcher February 21, 2020

ZELCHING

zelching is when a bunch of homosexual sn0gang members collectively drain each other with buttplugs, anal beeds, dildos, etc. the action also need to have any novagang song playing in the background.

person 1 "hey man are you down for zelching tonight?"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"

ZELCHING by god save us March 23, 2024

Zelching

When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.

Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she gave me a nasty zelching
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg

Zelching by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024

Zelching

When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.

Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she was zelching me all night long
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg

Zelching by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024

zelshing 

Ripping your own, erect, penis off and using it as a dildo to one’s self or another person or persons

I was zelshing, with Josh the other day.

zelshing by Retarded_Rat86 April 1, 2024