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zelshing 

Ripping your own, erect, penis off and using it as a dildo to one’s self or another person or persons
I was zelshing, with Josh the other day.
zelshing by Retarded_Rat86 April 1, 2024
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Zelphing 

Skating. (Skateboarding)
Originated by skateboarders in Marlborough, MA.
Variations: Zelphboard, meaning skateboard. Zelph, meaning skate.
Guy 1: yo, you wanna go zelphing today?
Guy 2: aw yeeee don't forget your zelphboard.
Zelphing by spaghetti and ham July 14, 2014
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zershing 

Half-assing your way through something, and still succeeding.
Student: I totally zershed through honors biology.
Friend: God, I am so bad at zershing. I fail all my classes when I do.
zershing by thecrazyperson March 7, 2008

Zeeshing 

To be completely wrecked on a copious amounts of the prescription drug Xanax.
"wow, Greg, Woodsy and Garrett are totally zeeshing right now. They are faded"
Zeeshing by garyRX October 11, 2011
Doing fuck all
Nursing a phat hangover, been zelching all day
Katy law 2020
Zelching by Zelcher February 21, 2020
zelching is when a bunch of homosexual sn0gang members collectively drain each other with buttplugs, anal beeds, dildos, etc. the action also need to have any novagang song playing in the background.
person 1 "hey man are you down for zelching tonight?"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"
ZELCHING by god save us March 23, 2024
When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.
Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she was zelching me all night long
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg
Zelching by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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