zelshing 

Ripping your own, erect, penis off and using it as a dildo to one’s self or another person or persons

I was zelshing, with Josh the other day.

zelshing by Retarded_Rat86 April 1, 2024

Zelphing 

Skating. (Skateboarding)
Originated by skateboarders in Marlborough, MA.
Variations: Zelphboard, meaning skateboard. Zelph, meaning skate.

Guy 1: yo, you wanna go zelphing today?
Guy 2: aw yeeee don't forget your zelphboard.

Zelphing by spaghetti and ham July 14, 2014

zershing 

Half-assing your way through something, and still succeeding.

Student: I totally zershed through honors biology.
Friend: God, I am so bad at zershing. I fail all my classes when I do.

zershing by thecrazyperson March 7, 2008

Zeeshing 

To be completely wrecked on a copious amounts of the prescription drug Xanax.

"wow, Greg, Woodsy and Garrett are totally zeeshing right now. They are faded"

Zeeshing by garyRX October 11, 2011

Zelching

Doing fuck all

Nursing a phat hangover, been zelching all day
Katy law 2020

Zelching by Zelcher February 21, 2020

ZELCHING

zelching is when a bunch of homosexual sn0gang members collectively drain each other with buttplugs, anal beeds, dildos, etc. the action also need to have any novagang song playing in the background.

person 1 "hey man are you down for zelching tonight?"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"

ZELCHING by god save us March 23, 2024

Zelching

When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.

Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she gave me a nasty zelching
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg

Zelching by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024