Zelching

Doing fuck all

Nursing a phat hangover, been zelching all day
Katy law 2020

by Zelcher February 21, 2020

ZELCHING

zelching is when a bunch of homosexual sn0gang members collectively drain each other with buttplugs, anal beeds, dildos, etc. the action also need to have any novagang song playing in the background.

person 1 "hey man are you down for zelching tonight?"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"

by god save us March 23, 2024

Zelching

When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.

Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she gave me a nasty zelching
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg

by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024

Zelching

When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.

Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she was zelching me all night long
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg

by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024

Zelching

When you put your girls toes in your mouth and swing her in a circle while jacking off. Any girl who would want this is definitely not the girl you want to do anything with.

“Dude she let me pull a Zelching on her!”
“How much did she cost?”

by Not Ashton Molloy May 1, 2024

Zelphing

Skating. (Skateboarding)
Originated by skateboarders in Marlborough, MA.
Variations: Zelphboard, meaning skateboard. Zelph, meaning skate.

Guy 1: yo, you wanna go zelphing today?
Guy 2: aw yeeee don't forget your zelphboard.

by spaghetti and ham July 14, 2014

Zulching

To combine the act of felching and zumming

The Zulch - A combination manouvre

I was in the middle of a zulch when the phone rang,

I was asked to go to a zulching party and i accepted with excitement

by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010