Zylching
Zylching, or to zylch, is the action of rapidly unraveling and re-closing the male foreskin, typically performed for one’s sexual pleasure.
Zylching by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024
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Zulching
I was in the middle of a zulch when the phone rang,
I was asked to go to a zulching party and i accepted with excitement
I was asked to go to a zulching party and i accepted with excitement
Zulching by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010
Zelching
Doing fuck all
ZELCHING
zelching is when a bunch of homosexual sn0gang members collectively drain each other with buttplugs, anal beeds, dildos, etc. the action also need to have any novagang song playing in the background.
person 1 "hey man are you down for zelching tonight?"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"
ZELCHING by god save us March 23, 2024
Zelching
Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she was zelching me all night long
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg
Zelching by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024
Zelching
Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she gave me a nasty zelching
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg
Zelching by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024
Zelching
When you put your girls toes in your mouth and swing her in a circle while jacking off. Any girl who would want this is definitely not the girl you want to do anything with.
Zelching by Not Ashton Molloy May 1, 2024
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