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Zulching
I was in the middle of a zulch when the phone rang,
I was asked to go to a zulching party and i accepted with excitement
I was asked to go to a zulching party and i accepted with excitement
Zulching by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010
Zelching
Doing fuck all
ZELCHING
zelching is when a bunch of homosexual sn0gang members collectively drain each other with buttplugs, anal beeds, dildos, etc. the action also need to have any novagang song playing in the background.
person 1 "hey man are you down for zelching tonight?"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"
ZELCHING by god save us March 23, 2024
Zelching
Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she gave me a nasty zelching
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg
Zelching by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024
Zelching
Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she was zelching me all night long
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg
Zelching by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024
Zylching
Zylching, or to zylch, is the action of rapidly unraveling and re-closing the male foreskin, typically performed for one’s sexual pleasure.
Zylching by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024
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Blue Movie
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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