nursing

V. The act of drinking a beer very slowly with the intent of not getting drunk at all or actually wasting brew.

Todd: Mike's been drinkin that same beer for like two hours now.

Jon:He's not even drunk. Everyone else is wrrrrecked. He's nursing that shit like a lil bitch

nursing by bryalon March 29, 2009

Nursing

Catching a fish with tackle attached to a nipple ring.

I went out nursing this weekend...FISH ON!

Nursing by Robby Bobby Moonstock August 20, 2017

Nursing

Lying to your friend in a really elaborate way, like telling him you're going to nursing school in a far place(which you aren't) instead of moving to the same school whit him and so, for he to believe this, you block him on your social media so he can't see what you're actually doing

Bad friend: Dude I'm going to nursing school on México, my dad said it's cheaper.
Good friend: But, bro you don't like México or nursing school.
Bad friend: Im sorry.
Good friend :,(
weeks pass
Bad friend: Hey, by the way I was totally nursing you!
Good friend: Oh you f***.

Nursing by Lumbaby August 19, 2016

nursing handjob 

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.

"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"

nursing handjob by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017

Nursing handjob 

The act of stroking one’s penis whilst said victim is in a lying or cradling position. Often times, this is assisted by breast sucking, hair/head play, and/or encouraging.

You position yourself to get in the nursing handjob position. You suck her breadts as she strokes your dick with one hand and lovingly pats your head with the other hand. She also calls you a good boy and tells you that you’re doing a good job as she gives you the nursing handjob.

Nursing handjob by HorniB0i February 24, 2023

nursing a beer 

to take a long time to drink one beer

John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night

(Max was nursing a beer)

nursing a beer by Spaceoutboi November 13, 2015

nursing student 

Condition: Nursing Student

Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.

Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.

nursing student by LZS September 26, 2010