Zarnished 

To be on another level of stoned. Basically being 11/10 stoned

Bruh im super zarnished right now after those 4 blunts

Zarnished by Yung Fiji Fre$h February 13, 2019

foul tarnished 

Someone unfit, even to graft

Godrick the Grafted: Foul Tarnished, thou'rt unfit even to graft

foul tarnished by Nuttjob97 April 9, 2022

Varnished 

When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.

We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.

Varnished by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010

Zarnish 

Zarnish is another word for Egyptian princess or goddess.

That girl is so formal and gorgeous, she's like a Zarnish

Zarnish by King Zachary March 10, 2017

garnished

Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank

Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.

garnished by Matt March 25, 2005

satin varnished dawn 

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.

He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.

satin varnished dawn by duckshe March 7, 2017

varnished monkey

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"

varnished monkey by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006