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Your ancestors incesters 

"Your ancestors incesters" is the most vile heinous term you could ever Grace someone's ears with. The term upon hearing will disintegrate your universe and turn your asshole inside out
Johnny: your mom gay.
Elijah: your sister a mister.
Kobe: your ancestors incesters!
Johnny and Elijah both shed all of their skin and melt.
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Your ancestors incestors 

Carl: "your mum gay"
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."

John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'

your ancestors incestors 

The absolute worst, most intense insult in the entire universe. Every time someone says this, a universe gets destroyed and a super nova nearby explodes, resulting in the destruction of the solar system. You become ruler of the universe, as nothing can even compare to the intellectual ability of you. You control everything, you become a God.
Zach: your're mom gay.
Jacob: Your father lesbian
Zach: Your granny tranny
Jacob: Your grandpap a trap
Zach: your sister a mister
Jacob: your family tree LGBT

Zach stutters, shook and doesn't know what to say.
Jacob shows a smirk, and Zach isn't prepared for whats about to happen.

Jacob: Your ancestors incestors.

Everything is gone. Jacob becomes high ruler of the Universe, and controls everything.

Your ancestors incestors 

The most powerful comeback. Use it max 2 times a day or else the universe implodes. It can destroy anyone
Yeah you heard me right, your ancestors incestors mean a single thing: the most powerful comeback someone has ever created
Mike: u mom gay
Jake: u dad lesbian
Mike: ur granny tranny
Jake: ur grandpap a trap
Mike: ur brother a mother
Jake: Thats it.
Jake: 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤
Mike: *implodes and gets erased from the universe*

Your Ancestors Incestors 

This phrase is so strong that it can bend space and time also creating black holes. DO NOT use this unless in a really shitty situation.
Mike:I hate you
Jim:you're mom gay
Mike:your ancestors incestors
Jim:*evaporates*

Your ancestors incestors 

The worst insult possible, it will erase you from existence.
Jeff: fuck you billy
Billy: don't make me do it
Jeff: do it u pussy
Billy: your ancestors incestors
Jeff: SHI... (Jeff gets erased from reality itself)

Your ancestors incestors 

God in word form. Beats any and all insults thrown at you or any people you want to protect in a 5 mile radius.
"Your family tree lgbt" shivers in its presense.
Mark: "Ur mom gey xd"
Tom: "Do you really want me to bring out the trump card?"
Mark: "Ha! Your family tree lgbt"
Tom: "Your ancestors incestors."
*Mark, in an instant, ceases to exist and all his relatives are turned into a giant ball of energy wich continues to destroy any and all living beings and the universe as we know it*
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