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yonisise 

Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.
yonisise by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
Related Words
Yonz • YONKS • yons • YONTSTFU • yonesh • yongshin • Yonism • yonks ago • Yonsesperox • @yonas

YONTSTFU 

You Only Need To Shut The Fuck Up
YONTSTFU by ParaWhore September 30, 2012

YONTSTFU 

You only need to shut the fuck up.
*On Twitter*
"#TeeeaaaammmmYOLO !"

-.- Bitch, #TeamYONTSTFU.
YONTSTFU by Yourrrr motherr October 6, 2012

Yonzo Hat 

A New Era Fitted cap that instead of being like the one's the players wear, is completely decked out with a collage of logos turned around which way, about 4 logos per square inch, A vareity of crazy colors that usually never match, holograms, pictures of dragons, etc.

Derived from the word Yonzo, somone who is a connoisseur of the style and rocks Yonzo hats/sweaters/shoes/tees constantly and is proud to rock the Y0nz label.
Wow, where'd you get that Yonzo hat.

Fuck, I went into West 49 and all the fucking have these days are yonzo hats and shoes.

"Don't fucking call me Yonzo."
Yonzo Hat by Yonz Affiliate July 20, 2008
A black Mozartkugeln who is from the country Belgium. This wild beast unicorn walks the realms of Belgium in constant fear of people named Toni. He likes waffles. The beast is compared to eggs of chickens that are half born and cannot live any longer. This hairy forest like unicorn only can see pink and purple. Yonsje is just a small tiny baby unicorn that needs care and comfort from people named Quack and cfergs. This wild beast also seems to like bing translations as a source of food.
God damn it, that Yonsje.
Yonsje by ToniTang December 6, 2012
A very attractive, average to tall guy with a mesmerizing smile, gorgeous hair, and a sharp beard. Yonas is very cute, popular, wild, and sweet but can be annoying and dramatic sometimes. He is very straightforward and does not mess around with hypocrisy, but something scary about him is that he is always thinking, and nobody knows what goes on inside his mind. Yonas is most of the time a Cancerian or a Leo, giving him the extra summer flavor.
It is so difficult to find someone who does not talk about Yonas at least once a week.
My best friend is Yonas; he is very trustworthy.
Yonas by smallmami June 21, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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