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An enhanced version of the former person, who comes to life when getting on the piss (alcohol).
A common pest and nuisance, who only sleeps in inoportune times. Life of the party, loud, straight to the point, rude, blatantly honest, hilarious and a joker.
1. Who's that crazy cunt
2. That's the Yonz mate
Yonz by likeabawwwwwwwwwws November 22, 2011
Words you can keep
Person 1: "Can I pet you?"
Person 2: "Yonz."
yonz by DaxSinKer April 17, 2019
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Yonzo Hat 

A New Era Fitted cap that instead of being like the one's the players wear, is completely decked out with a collage of logos turned around which way, about 4 logos per square inch, A vareity of crazy colors that usually never match, holograms, pictures of dragons, etc.

Derived from the word Yonzo, somone who is a connoisseur of the style and rocks Yonzo hats/sweaters/shoes/tees constantly and is proud to rock the Y0nz label.
Wow, where'd you get that Yonzo hat.

Fuck, I went into West 49 and all the fucking have these days are yonzo hats and shoes.

"Don't fucking call me Yonzo."
Yonzo Hat by Yonz Affiliate July 20, 2008
An absolute goof. A Yonzer is so overdone, like they are so of.
Linah is an absolute yonzer because she and Simi think everything is funny. please stop
yonzer by !@#@12 October 30, 2018
Yonzs Is Skilled
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