Yons

YONS- formed from the Greek language meaning sexyness.
One sexy gorgeous brilliant cook and AMAZING IN BED. A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. VERY easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father and someone any lady would be proud to call their husband.

Yons is always right.

Yons by MINNIE September 29, 2012

YONS

YONS the acronym for "You Obviously Need Satan"

Person 1: I need someone to talk to...
Person 2: YONS bro.

YONS by DrekEternal March 16, 2014

yons

short miget that likes the cock

hey ur a yons

yons by jack April 28, 2003

Yons

Simply meaning "yes" or "yay". This word is used at any occasion and at any time and place.

Some people use the word "Yons" to create more of an added hype to the situation.

"Do you like Taco Bell?"

"YONSSS"

Yons by shla-dha April 25, 2021

Yonsje 

A black Mozartkugeln who is from the country Belgium. This wild beast unicorn walks the realms of Belgium in constant fear of people named Toni. He likes waffles. The beast is compared to eggs of chickens that are half born and cannot live any longer. This hairy forest like unicorn only can see pink and purple. Yonsje is just a small tiny baby unicorn that needs care and comfort from people named Quack and cfergs. This wild beast also seems to like bing translations as a source of food.

God damn it, that Yonsje.

Yonsje by ToniTang December 6, 2012

yonstfu 

Abbreviation for 'You only need to shut the fuck up' Seen in Tre Melvin's video on his youtube channel (thisisacommentary)
A mockery of the popular term "YOLO" (you only live once) that everyone used to follow and are now over it.
Not commonly used by people,but often used as a joke .

Basic Follower: YOLO is the motto! You only live once!
Me: Bitch Yonstfu, You only need to shut the fuck up.
TreMelvin Tre Melvin Yonstfu YOLO Thisisacommentary

yonstfu by Yourownlove1 December 7, 2013

yonst 

Getting extremely fucked up and crashing vehicles or picking up girls

John crashed his car in a ditch he's so yonst

yonst by Yonst August 11, 2017