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yonisise 

Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.
yonisise by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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Yonix • yoni • yonies • yonic • yonxg Ron • Yanixan • Yoinx • yonex • yonice • yonie
Yonit means Dove, also a lovely girl of Israel who with beautiful eyes,and lips and she looks amazing when her hair are in fron of her face. <3
she is so much beautiful,she is Yonit
yonit by I am it May 25, 2014
The clitoris.
As from the Sanskrit: yoni, for female genitalia, the counterpart to lingam, for phallus.
I slept with that guy from the gallery. He may be Buddhist and vegan but he sure doesn't know what to do with a yoniberry.
yoniberry by brenbe July 13, 2011

yoni massage 

An ancient Tantric method of massaging a womans thighs, and genitals to slowly build up to an intense orgasim
I love it when you give me a yoni massage before sex
yoni massage by rishiki January 2, 2017
real, loveable, loved, loving, lovely, taken, dark skin-tinted, beautiful, player, a true siren. reliable as a friend, sexy to men and women, naive in love. queen of hearts, yet meek and worried of what other people think. scared. the sun, makes her loved 1s happy just being there. very missed when she disappear, body like damn. hotted when she gets caught up. contracted like ariel ocean princess siren, proud, contrasted, caring, careful, mother of life, black, flagrant with her beauty but too important to her life to be a shallow modelesque runway type, beyond herself, godded woman, smart and sexy, lips always wet see..
she Yonique him too easy;
once Yonique there all them other women fold like paper; all i hear is Yonique calling and i follow;
Yonique dawn pied piper walk all them follow her style;
she Yonique me till i can't say no
Yonique by bumbapussyrassclaat December 10, 2011
A beautiful girl with a great personality that is loyal caring respectful funny and has a little bit of an attitude
Yanixa my boyfriend broke up with me

Yanixa: man fuck that boy your beautiful and you don't need him do you want ice cream by the way
Yanixa by Savage_pbg December 28, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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