yonic 

Of or pertaining to the yoni; vaginal or sapphic in shape, texture, or color.

Those flower petals look very yonic.

yonic by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

yonic 

1) looks like a vulva (vulva = outside of vagina), the opposite of phallic.
2) a synonymn for "cool".

1. "That banana split looks yonic."
2. "That's so yonic!"

yonic by Harmony & Cynthia February 12, 2006

yonic 

Of, or pertaining to, the vagina. Opposite of 'phallic'.

"The asparagus is phallic and these oysters are very yonic."

yonic by NaNcIbOi November 4, 2003

Yonic 

A guy who is very quiet at times but also very nice, he is loving and caring and will always be there to protect his family, but he will get annoyed very easily so try not to annoy him or else he'll throw you on a table, also he is always there for you and will make your day better, but when ever is at home he is very goofy and lazy and has a hentai addiction that haunts him so make sure not to mention hentai near him.

Person:Hey yonic I'm sad my girlfriend broke up with me

Yonic:damn that sucks man dont worry bro me and your homies and hear for you.
At home
Person:hey tonic I'm sad my girlfriend broke up with me

Yonic;LOL imagine having your girlfriend leave you

Yonic by Joe megamind November 23, 2021

yonic pretzel

Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.

Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"

Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"
Man: "A negative what?"
Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"
Man: "Ok....."

yonic pretzel by WwOoMmEeNn June 3, 2009

Yonic yawner 

Person who is meticulosy boring and a wussie, they are not risky frisky but rather play it safe and be in the act of total rejection for any down ass things

I wanted to go sky diving with adam,but instead he decided to be a yonic yawner and stay at home.

Yonic yawner by Chickenwingeyeliner August 8, 2016

yonisise 

Vaginal exercising

Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.

yonisise by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018