A guy who is very quiet at times but also very nice, he is loving and caring and will always be there to protect his family, but he will get annoyed very easily so try not to annoy him or else he'll throw you on a table, also he is always there for you and will make your day better, but when ever is at home he is very goofy and lazy and has a hentai addiction that haunts him so make sure not to mention hentai near him.

Person:Hey yonic I'm sad my girlfriend broke up with me

Yonic:damn that sucks man dont worry bro me and your homies and hear for you.
At home
Person:hey tonic I'm sad my girlfriend broke up with me

Yonic;LOL imagine having your girlfriend leave you

Yonic by Joe megamind November 23, 2021

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yonic pretzel

Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.

Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"

Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"
Man: "A negative what?"
Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"
Man: "Ok....."

yonic pretzel by WwOoMmEeNn June 3, 2009

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Yonic yawner

Person who is meticulosy boring and a wussie, they are not risky frisky but rather play it safe and be in the act of total rejection for any down ass things

I wanted to go sky diving with adam,but instead he decided to be a yonic yawner and stay at home.

Yonic yawner by Chickenwingeyeliner August 8, 2016

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yonisise

Vaginal exercising

Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.

yonisise by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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