Yogay 

Similar to yoga. A sport for men who are not manly enough to do real sports.

Claire: So do you play any sports?
Eoin : I do yoga for men..
Claire: You mean yogay?

Eoin: Exactly

Yogay by Clairecorcs88 December 27, 2015

Yogay 

Short for "yoga today"

Tod: "Yogay?"
Todd: "Yeah, sounds good"

Yogay by GurtBFrobe August 14, 2016

yogababble 

Spiritual-sounding language used by companies to sell product or make their brand more compelling on an emotional level. Coined specifically about WeWork’s IPO prospectus in 2019, which was full of phrases like “elevate the world’s consciousness” and at the same time showed problematic financials. Yogababble is intended to disguise or compensate for practical or financial weaknesses in a business or product.

Coined by Scott Galloway in his piece “Yogababble” on his No Mercy / No Malice blog.

That’s a bunch of yogababble. How will your company actually solve world hunger?

yogababble by mpet September 28, 2019

Yogatory 

Yogatory

Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.

Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.

Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll

"Hey, Austin... you better stop checking out those girls before you end up in Yogatory." "I can literally see every crevice of her body, John!... Forgive me, Lord... I have sinned! Please don't send me to Yogatory!" "You're going straight to Yogatory, Alex!" "There is a special place in HELL for those of us who suffer this affliction. It's called Yogatory."

Yogatory by Valhalla MMA April 24, 2019

yoga brain 

a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class

I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga brain from my evening class.

yoga brain by Doctor Science November 29, 2010

yoga mind

synonym of yoga brain

noun. a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class

I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga mind from my evening class! You look gorgeous!

yoga mind by Doctor Science December 2, 2010

Yomayra 

Yomayra:

Yomayra is the best friend you could ask! She is loving, caring, and thoughtful. Yomayra is the type of person that when you smile at her she smiles back with the brightest smile and beautiful eyes. She will always have your back no matter the situation. She’s always there for you and stand up for you , she can be a bit confusing but she’ll always come back stronger and smarter. Speaking of smarter Yomayra Is a super smart person she always says she’s dumb but every one knows she’s smart. She’s super funny and just over all amazing if you have a friend named Yomayra love her and charisma her forever because you will never find a better friend than her. And over everything that you and her have been through you guys always come back as friends because over all Yomayra is just an amazing person with the biggest heart and plus she’s the baddest bitch alive so don’t fuck with her. But with all that being said thank you yoyo for being amazing.

Yomayra’s best friend: Hey guys did you know that Yomayra was the best person ever!!

Everyone else: I know she’s like super awesome!!

Yomayra by Her Bsf ^^ September 17, 2019