Yelonda is strong, intelligent, loyal, free, spontaneous and, unforgettable. They are energetic, extremely generous, lively, charming, and competitive.
Yelondas are dynamic and passionate communicators. They are bold and live in the here and now. They are are full of energy, optimistic, problem solvers, and the life of the party. When you meet a Yelonda, they may be a bit too much to handle, but if you give them time, you will not want to live without them. Yelonda adds excitement to life.
They need variety, stimulation, and excitement to thrive. They tend to be procrastinators and multitask. If you ever have a crisis you will need a Yelonda; they thrive in chaos. If you give a Yelonda a deadline for a project, they will meet the deadline with zero seconds to spare. They work best while under pressure.
Yelonda’s get bored with routine and structure, and must be allowed freedom and independence. Yelonda’s are curvy in all the right places, stylish, have the most beautiful eyes and sexy.
In relationships, Yelondas are the most loyal of partners as long as you allow them freedom and independence. While they have a hard time committing, if you are lucky enough to have one by your side, make sure you treat Yelonda like a queen or you’ll regret it if you treat her poorly. They thrive on physical contact and spontaneity.
Yelondas truly are better than all the rest. They are not to be confused with Yolanda, Yalonda, or Yolonda. They are their own exotic species.
Yelondas are dynamic and passionate communicators. They are bold and live in the here and now. They are are full of energy, optimistic, problem solvers, and the life of the party. When you meet a Yelonda, they may be a bit too much to handle, but if you give them time, you will not want to live without them. Yelonda adds excitement to life.
They need variety, stimulation, and excitement to thrive. They tend to be procrastinators and multitask. If you ever have a crisis you will need a Yelonda; they thrive in chaos. If you give a Yelonda a deadline for a project, they will meet the deadline with zero seconds to spare. They work best while under pressure.
Yelonda’s get bored with routine and structure, and must be allowed freedom and independence. Yelonda’s are curvy in all the right places, stylish, have the most beautiful eyes and sexy.
In relationships, Yelondas are the most loyal of partners as long as you allow them freedom and independence. While they have a hard time committing, if you are lucky enough to have one by your side, make sure you treat Yelonda like a queen or you’ll regret it if you treat her poorly. They thrive on physical contact and spontaneity.
Yelondas truly are better than all the rest. They are not to be confused with Yolanda, Yalonda, or Yolonda. They are their own exotic species.
1. Whoa! I never thought I’d be lucky enough to find a Yelonda!
2. I thought Yelonda was crazy at first but once I got to know them I found out I was mostly right!
3. Look at that beautiful Yelonda over there!
4. I need me some Yelonda in my life right now.
2. I thought Yelonda was crazy at first but once I got to know them I found out I was mostly right!
3. Look at that beautiful Yelonda over there!
4. I need me some Yelonda in my life right now.
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A Yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. But don't let her gracious demeanor fool you- she can also shake her ass like there is no tomorrow! Often called YOLO for short, she reminds us all to live life as of there really is no tomorrow.
A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.
A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.
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Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."
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Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."
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