Yalonda
Complete Perfection. These little girls flourish into astonishing women who have the ability to say what they mean, and do what they say.
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The nastiest dirty bitch you could ever think of. Uses razor wire gloves to fist unsuspecting victims, then licks their blood and faeces off the razor wire whilst frantically fingering herself and watching midget porn
dirty yalonda by BigNarstie June 2, 2020
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yalanda
Yalanda - Greek ; violet flower and Bringer of light. To meet a Yalanda is a blessing, the rarest of names for a most beautiful flower. Yalanda is unique, kind, beautiful and makes one hell of a Slyvari. Also known as YoYo, wanted sex goddess, wife, mother, friend and video game wizard. I lov my Yalanda.
Yolonda
A Yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. But don't let her gracious demeanor fool you- she can also shake her ass like there is no tomorrow! Often called YOLO for short, she reminds us all to live life as of there really is no tomorrow.
A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.
A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.
"YOLO, Yolo!"
Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."
Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."
Yolonda by Bri-Kawaii August 12, 2014
Yalanda
A great person that knows how to express themselves through writing. Loves to read and watch crime television shows. Can make one hell of a lasagna and has a way with kids. The "kids whisperer" is what she is often referred to. Not very tall. She resembles Halle Berry
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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