Yalonda

Complete Perfection. These little girls flourish into astonishing women who have the ability to say what they mean, and do what they say.

I'm going to hit the lottery because I'm a Yalonda.....10 days later...LOTTERY WINNER!

by Empress13 January 12, 2008

dirty yalonda

The nastiest dirty bitch you could ever think of. Uses razor wire gloves to fist unsuspecting victims, then licks their blood and faeces off the razor wire whilst frantically fingering herself and watching midget porn

That bitch pulled a dirty Yalonda on Dave, had to take him to the ER with a prolapsed ass hole

by BigNarstie June 2, 2020

yalanda

Yalanda - Greek ; violet flower and Bringer of light. To meet a Yalanda is a blessing, the rarest of names for a most beautiful flower. Yalanda is unique, kind, beautiful and makes one hell of a Slyvari. Also known as YoYo, wanted sex goddess, wife, mother, friend and video game wizard. I lov my Yalanda.

Yalanda .. there's a girl who gets it

by storm lei February 3, 2015

Yolonda

A Yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. But don't let her gracious demeanor fool you- she can also shake her ass like there is no tomorrow! Often called YOLO for short, she reminds us all to live life as of there really is no tomorrow.

A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.

"YOLO, Yolo!"

Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."

by Bri-Kawaii August 12, 2014

yavonda

Name of an awesome chick, with a unique name. She has A big heart, but is also a little crazy. She will keep you on your toes, and has a good sense of humor.

Yavonda is my name.

by Yovi December 18, 2016

Yalanda

A great person that knows how to express themselves through writing. Loves to read and watch crime television shows. Can make one hell of a lasagna and has a way with kids. The "kids whisperer" is what she is often referred to. Not very tall. She resembles Halle Berry

Wow, Yalanda wrote me a letter and now I feel like I can conquer the world!

by Tacopizza February 7, 2017

yolonda

A covert acronym meaning "You Only Live Once, Nigga. Dat's All."

Person A: "I failed all my classes this semester."
Person B: "Yolonda"

by MahGinnah June 10, 2013