Yalonda

Complete Perfection. These little girls flourish into astonishing women who have the ability to say what they mean, and do what they say.

I'm going to hit the lottery because I'm a Yalonda.....10 days later...LOTTERY WINNER!

by Empress13 January 12, 2008

dirty yalonda

The nastiest dirty bitch you could ever think of. Uses razor wire gloves to fist unsuspecting victims, then licks their blood and faeces off the razor wire whilst frantically fingering herself and watching midget porn

That bitch pulled a dirty Yalonda on Dave, had to take him to the ER with a prolapsed ass hole

by BigNarstie June 2, 2020