yulonda

Yulonda is fun loving and always committed to her family. She takes pride in every aspect of her life. She will love you forever until you do her wrong. Then watch out she will get you 100 times more. She is someone that will treat her dog like a child. She is loyal until the end.Any white girl that spells her name in this manner has to be bad ass. Everyone wants to be her but there can only be one Yulonda and she is a white girl from Kansas. I know lucky her right?

Yulonda is a white girl from Kansas.

by Longlegs01 April 20, 2017

Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson

(Fuh-shawn-duh Yoo-nee-kwuh Sel-e-nah Kway-lah-nuh Yoo-lon-duh Jacks-on)

The queen of all you muthafuckas that treat Urban Dictionary like some damn LinkedIn.com-type shit. Nobody gonna give a shit about how u got dis big dick or how much of a punk ass bitch fuck boy dis otha muthafucka is.

"yall muthafuckas need to stop sucking yo own dick and get an education and a damn job!! fo real!!"

~ Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson

by TheTypoPoopcicle June 23, 2016

Yulinda

Yulinda is a very hyper and energetic person.Although she seems foolish and immature on the inside she is the most classy and girlie person you'll ever meet.Yulinda is a great friend and will always have your back.Need a friend call her. :)

Laura: Have you seen yulinda she iis so imature

Sophia:she seems that way but she is my best friend and will never let me down

by Pineappleplant08 July 1, 2021

Yalonda

Complete Perfection. These little girls flourish into astonishing women who have the ability to say what they mean, and do what they say.

I'm going to hit the lottery because I'm a Yalonda.....10 days later...LOTTERY WINNER!

by Empress13 January 12, 2008

Yolonda

A Yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. But don't let her gracious demeanor fool you- she can also shake her ass like there is no tomorrow! Often called YOLO for short, she reminds us all to live life as of there really is no tomorrow.

A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.

"YOLO, Yolo!"

Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."

by Bri-Kawaii August 12, 2014

dirty yalonda

The nastiest dirty bitch you could ever think of. Uses razor wire gloves to fist unsuspecting victims, then licks their blood and faeces off the razor wire whilst frantically fingering herself and watching midget porn

That bitch pulled a dirty Yalonda on Dave, had to take him to the ER with a prolapsed ass hole

by BigNarstie June 2, 2020

yolonda

A covert acronym meaning "You Only Live Once, Nigga. Dat's All."

Person A: "I failed all my classes this semester."
Person B: "Yolonda"

by MahGinnah June 10, 2013