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Yulonda is fun loving and always committed to her family. She takes pride in every aspect of her life. She will love you forever until you do her wrong. Then watch out she will get you 100 times more. She is someone that will treat her dog like a child. She is loyal until the end.Any white girl that spells her name in this manner has to be bad ass. Everyone wants to be her but there can only be one Yulonda and she is a white girl from Kansas. I know lucky her right?

Yulonda is a white girl from Kansas.

yulonda by Longlegs01 April 20, 2017

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Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson

(Fuh-shawn-duh Yoo-nee-kwuh Sel-e-nah Kway-lah-nuh Yoo-lon-duh Jacks-on)

The queen of all you muthafuckas that treat Urban Dictionary like some damn LinkedIn.com-type shit. Nobody gonna give a shit about how u got dis big dick or how much of a punk ass bitch fuck boy dis otha muthafucka is.

"yall muthafuckas need to stop sucking yo own dick and get an education and a damn job!! fo real!!"

~ Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson

Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson by TheTypoPoopcicle June 23, 2016

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Yulinda

Yulinda is a very hyper and energetic person.Although she seems foolish and immature on the inside she is the most classy and girlie person you'll ever meet.Yulinda is a great friend and will always have your back.Need a friend call her. :)

Laura: Have you seen yulinda she iis so imature

Sophia:she seems that way but she is my best friend and will never let me down

Yulinda by Pineappleplant08 July 1, 2021

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Yalonda

Complete Perfection. These little girls flourish into astonishing women who have the ability to say what they mean, and do what they say.

I'm going to hit the lottery because I'm a Yalonda.....10 days later...LOTTERY WINNER!

Yalonda by Empress13 January 12, 2008

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Yolonda

A Yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. But don't let her gracious demeanor fool you- she can also shake her ass like there is no tomorrow! Often called YOLO for short, she reminds us all to live life as of there really is no tomorrow.

A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.

"YOLO, Yolo!"

Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."

Yolonda by Bri-Kawaii August 12, 2014

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dirty yalonda

The nastiest dirty bitch you could ever think of. Uses razor wire gloves to fist unsuspecting victims, then licks their blood and faeces off the razor wire whilst frantically fingering herself and watching midget porn

That bitch pulled a dirty Yalonda on Dave, had to take him to the ER with a prolapsed ass hole

dirty yalonda by BigNarstie June 2, 2020

yolonda

A covert acronym meaning "You Only Live Once, Nigga. Dat's All."

Person A: "I failed all my classes this semester."
Person B: "Yolonda"

yolonda by MahGinnah June 10, 2013

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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