Yolonda

A Yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. But don't let her gracious demeanor fool you- she can also shake her ass like there is no tomorrow! Often called YOLO for short, she reminds us all to live life as of there really is no tomorrow.

A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.

"YOLO, Yolo!"

Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."

Yolonda by Bri-Kawaii August 12, 2014

yolonda

A covert acronym meaning "You Only Live Once, Nigga. Dat's All."

Person A: "I failed all my classes this semester."
Person B: "Yolonda"

yolonda by MahGinnah June 10, 2013

yolonda

A black chick with a very large clit.

oh look at that yolonda!..

yolonda by xxxmexxxme July 10, 2010

Yolanda Be Cool 

A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.

"Yolanda Be Cool"

Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?

Yolanda: You don't hurt him.

Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?

Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?

Yolanda: Cool?

Jules: What?

Yolanda: He's cool.

Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.

Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.

Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.

Yolanda Be Cool by Ham Sauce December 12, 2013

Yolanda 

Beautiful, sexy, intelligent, smart, honest and loyal, very sentimental, she cares and loves to help others sometimes too much. Knows how to be sexual, sex goddess to many. Always has several admires after her at one time. Very social gets along with everybody mostly males. Laughs about everything. Her beauty, her attitude is what draws men to her. Expects respect and honored from them as she will treat her men likewise. Yolanda is a girl that knows what she is worth and will not settle for less always strives to succeed. Always knows what is best for her. Very mature for her age. She is "the girl" that is very easy for a man to fall in love with yet it's so hard "for her" to fall in love with a man, but when she does she will be the most loyal, honest and caring girlfriend/wife any man would want.

So fellas if u find a Yolanda keep her. Most likely many men out there want her as well, but if she chooses you consider yourself lucky, take good care of her even of she is taken her admires will try to steal her love. Love her back don't let her go for if u do she will have many choices out there to pick from and most likely "they" won't let her go like you did.

honest sexy beautiful yolanda men

Yolanda by Meaning for Yolanda May 16, 2013

Yolanda 

A very sweet, kind woman. She is usually very mature for her age and stays positive around others while being very depressed on the inside. She treats her significant other very kind and is the role model of how you should treat your boyfriend/ girlfriend

"Yolanda is awesome!"
"Yolanda is the best person I know! She's so pretty too!" "I want to be just like Yolanda, everyone loves her!"

Yolanda by Momo The Memer April 5, 2017

Yolanda 

Yolanda means a nice, pretty, attractive girl that everyone wants to be like her every guy likes her and her name stands for goodness. She will find a man that will never leave her. Everybody wants to be her friend . A lovable person

Damm is that Yolanda she is fine

I wish I could be like Yolanda
I want to be with Yolanda
Dammm Yolanda always looks hot

Yolanda by Awesome,cool,swag names April 1, 2017