Wunc

1. A white unc.

2. An older white man, usually senile or on drugs.

(𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘦 “𝘞𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘦”.)

Why there a bunch of wuncs hanging around the deli?

by IrbanDick August 31, 2025

wunch

a gathering, a group, or a gaggle of people that work in a financial institution.

Guy in front of the 5th National Bank: Look at that wunch of bankers!

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

Wunch of Bankers

A financial organisation that is incapable of reliably handling your money matters and instead cause unneccessary stress.

Barclays Bank plc are a Wunch of Bankers, as are any other bank who don't employ enough people to answer the phone and instead leave you waiting a long time for your call to be answered while they give your money to someone else.

by dustyp August 24, 2009

wunch

Collective noun for a group of bankers.

Look at that wunch of bankers

by borntoboogie July 22, 2009

wunction

A function or party where there is some real white people shit.

We chased cars in the trucks last night, what a wunction.

by skanky123 April 7, 2020

Wunch of Bankers

A joke, the collective noun for a group of bankers.
A twist on Bunch of Wankers.

Person 1: Do you know what is the collective noun for a group of bankers?
Person 2: No idea.
Person 1: A Wunch of Bankers!
Person 2: What... oh, I see, a bunch of wankers!

by Jethro Gibbs December 22, 2010

Wunce

The common word "once" is far to poncey for us so we say "wunce"

"Get yer words out"
"I've only done wunce"

"ahh bloody hell this Lag is pwning my KD i've only got wunce kill"

by hacky smashay December 17, 2009