Wunce 

The common word "once" is far to poncey for us so we say "wunce"

"Get yer words out"
"I've only done wunce"

"ahh bloody hell this Lag is pwning my KD i've only got wunce kill"

Wunce by hacky smashay December 17, 2009

Wonce 

A word Rardo uses to troll the blackrock community.

Why do you guys think its cool to get high off of weed I doubt any of you even do it only thing i get high off of is knowledge pick up a book for wonce

Wonce by Haytur July 24, 2014

wunted

To be hammered out of your mind; extremely drunk; to make a fool out of yourself when drunk

He was so wunted he asked each girl passing by if they wanted to fuck on the street

wunted by lackaday May 13, 2011

incest is wincest 

A phrase many anime fans use to describe/praise an anime/manga depicting incestuous relationship(s), usually between or among siblings.

"I just can't stand anime, man. Why is there so much incest in it?

"Bro, incest is wincest!"

incest is wincest by Yume99 August 11, 2016

Wunderground

An underground/subway service that actually works and runs on time

"You're early this morning Eric!"

Yeah boss, managed to get in early due to the wunderground taking only 15 mins rather than 30. Was well quick!

Wunderground by Doddi September 15, 2007

absolut wunderbar 

contested etymology tho probable genesis in early 80s Berlin electro-artpop movement or 1920s Weimar Germany. can be both an exclamation to indicate visceral, hedonistic pleasure with one's situation, or a more conversational phrase to express heady vibes empathy with a friend's recent achievements.

Dude 1: I just heard the remix to Purple Ribbon All-Stars' "Kryptonite." ABSOLUT WUNDERBAR!

Dude 1: My girl ordered the number 19 combination platter at the Indian spot last nite. The yogurt was straight fire; I was hecka wylin on it.
Dude 2: O Abs Wunderbar status fo sho fo sho.

absolut wunderbar by notskinnyimsmallboned November 29, 2010

wunderbar 

German: Marvellous, wonderful, terrific, cool. Something exceptionnaly good.

Umm, this meal is wunderbar! Das ist wunderbar.

wunderbar by Roman January 23, 2004