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Wungle Jungle 

The Wungle Jungle is a fictional empire with its heart in Luxor, Egypt. It controls land east of the Nile up to Asyut and down to Aswan. Its westernmost point is approximately around Kharga.

The idea for the Wungle Jungle Empire was created in mid-2021.
The people of Edfu looked outside in the morning of May 8, 1163 BCE and saw the Wungle Jungle Empire's forces stationed around their city. Wunglan emperor Wingjing led the charge, and the people of Edfu ran away immediately.
Wungle Jungle by Spuds33 September 7, 2022
Related Words
To call upon a person before they are necessary, in order to make them wait and save yourself as much time as possible.
"oh, little wungles"
wungles by Ben McHowarth February 18, 2022

wunkle my uncle 

When you want some someone to wake up and then beat up your uncle.
Guy 1:DARN DANGIT! GO WUNKLE MY UNCLE JARED!
Guy 2: Ok I shall have him down by 5:00!
The common word "once" is far to poncey for us so we say "wunce"
"Get yer words out"
"I've only done wunce"

"ahh bloody hell this Lag is pwning my KD i've only got wunce kill"
Wunce by hacky smashay December 17, 2009
To fart and then fan the gas in the direction of your enemy.
I just gave Laura a Wunkle and she cried
Wunkle by MississippiQueen42123412 September 29, 2009
The member of your family most likely to engage younger family members in inappropriate games, touching, or molestation. Also can be verbed. Origins lie in the combining of wrong and uncle.
-Johnny's walking funny today from what must have been a fierce-some wruncling last night.

-You don't want to leave the little ones alone around Wruncle Paul.
Wruncle by Rant7 September 11, 2011