A phenomenon in video games where the game slows down. Many gamers do not have the mental capabilities to deal with said lag, causing them to go into mentally and physically destructive meltdowns.
Luke: *Playing Minecraft* Die n00bs!
{GAME LAGS}
Luke: FUCK! SHIT! FUCKIN LAG! AHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DO I DO?!?! *cries hysterically before having a seizure and dying*.
No one attended his funeral.
{GAME LAGS}
Luke: FUCK! SHIT! FUCKIN LAG! AHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DO I DO?!?! *cries hysterically before having a seizure and dying*.
No one attended his funeral.
by SlutVista September 26, 2014
by xmancrushmonday April 11, 2015
Something that gamers type after inserting a butt plug into their anus. This is often done after dying, to better utilize their free time.
They might also say "Lagging" to indicate that they currently have a butt plug inserted.
They might also say "Lagging" to indicate that they currently have a butt plug inserted.
by InternetGamer April 24, 2020
Something that happens upon people with slow connections, or idiots who don't know when to stop downloading porn.
by Kestrel December 22, 2005
A word that instills fear in the hearts of 'World of Warcraft' fanatics and those who would join the urb-nerd camp everywhere, as thirty or so people have offered irritatingly nerdy definitions for this bit of tech vernacular, thus NO ONE should post a definition with more than one instance of internet shorthand, because it gets really annoying to see online gamers deliver expositories upon scenarios that can only occur in front of a keyboard and a computer moniter. that being said, lag is nothing more than a digial device's irritating tendency to process input more slowly than it takes for the user to output it.
Me: hey, i pressed a button on my cell phone and it took a couple of seconds for it to register
friend: why's that
Me:I don't know, looks like my cell phone is a victim of lag
friend: why's that
Me:I don't know, looks like my cell phone is a victim of lag
by JimGarcia aka SkanMan, myspace.com/skanman August 02, 2007
LAG! THAT WAS DEFINITELY LAG!
by XheroDivided November 05, 2019
An online gamer's worst nightmare. It's what happens when a good player gets killed more than he's supposed to, or when a bad player gets more kills than he's supposed to. Only elitist jackasses come close to the evil known as lag.
The professional player could not headshot the newcomer very well because the newcomer was lagging.
The n00b blamed the other player for lagging when he was getting slaughtered.
The n00b blamed the other player for lagging when he was getting slaughtered.
by Durango September 03, 2006