Workmas 

Christmas at work

Ask Neatty if they are having Workmas this year.

Workmas by The lost nobody December 14, 2022

Workmas 

Christmas at work

1. Workmas is on Wednesday this year.

2. Ask Neatty if we are having Workmas this year?
3. Don’t forget to bring cookies on Workmas.

Workmas by The lost nobody December 14, 2022

Workmageddon 

When out of nowhere, time critical and urgent priority work starts piling up with a soul crushing impossibility of success.

Dude, what happened? You were supposed to join us for lunch.

Well, I was out the door when Nicole asked me to help with one little thing while she went to the bathroom. Little did I know the execs were heading downstairs to unleash workmageddon.

Workmageddon by Apricottarte March 3, 2015

workmare 

When you dream about being at work with bad results, sometimes you dream about being at work naked.

I woke in a cold sweat from a workmare.

workmare by Chancey Gardener December 28, 2005

Workgasm 

the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of work related enthusiasm, usually resulting from stimulation of the mind and thoughts relating to ones profession, occassionally accompanied in the male by ejaculation. Often times, women are able to fake workgasms to further their career.

Dude, when I was talking to my boss about the new Google GDrive, I'm almost certain he had a workgasm because he'd be able to work from any computer anywhere. His pants were saturated!

Workgasm by Michael_Scott January 26, 2009

Nick Workman 

(n): a ginger

synonyms: ace, wrestler, future georgetown student, wofo, kate's boyfriend.

antonyms: never

common misspellings: nicaragua

Kate: I mustache you a question?
Nick: What?
Kate: Nick Workman, be my semi-formal date?
Nick: ...no
Kate: Pretty please?
Nick: Fine.

Nick Workman by katelegreat January 29, 2012