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Workmas

Ask Neatty if they are having Workmas this year.
by The lost nobody December 14, 2022
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Workmas

1. Workmas is on Wednesday this year.

2. Ask Neatty if we are having Workmas this year?
3. Don’t forget to bring cookies on Workmas.
by The lost nobody December 14, 2022
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Workmageddon

When out of nowhere, time critical and urgent priority work starts piling up with a soul crushing impossibility of success.
Dude, what happened? You were supposed to join us for lunch.

Well, I was out the door when Nicole asked me to help with one little thing while she went to the bathroom. Little did I know the execs were heading downstairs to unleash workmageddon.
by Apricottarte March 3, 2015
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workmare

When you dream about being at work with bad results, sometimes you dream about being at work naked.
I woke in a cold sweat from a workmare.
by Chancey Gardener December 28, 2005
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Workgasm

the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of work related enthusiasm, usually resulting from stimulation of the mind and thoughts relating to ones profession, occassionally accompanied in the male by ejaculation. Often times, women are able to fake workgasms to further their career.
Dude, when I was talking to my boss about the new Google GDrive, I'm almost certain he had a workgasm because he'd be able to work from any computer anywhere. His pants were saturated!
by Michael_Scott January 26, 2009
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Nick Workman

(n): a ginger

synonyms: ace, wrestler, future georgetown student, wofo, kate's boyfriend.

antonyms: never

common misspellings: nicaragua
Kate: I mustache you a question?
Nick: What?
Kate: Nick Workman, be my semi-formal date?
Nick: ...no
Kate: Pretty please?
Nick: Fine.
by katelegreat January 29, 2012
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workmare

(n) A nightmare that is derived directly from your place of employment, including your job, co-workers, duties and/or responsibilities while on the job.
"I must have been working too much lately, I'm having some wicked workmares at night."

"The other night I had a workmare where I botched my presentation and got fired - kept me up half the night."
by Pat H November 3, 2005
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