Workmageddon

When out of nowhere, time critical and urgent priority work starts piling up with a soul crushing impossibility of success.

Dude, what happened? You were supposed to join us for lunch.

Well, I was out the door when Nicole asked me to help with one little thing while she went to the bathroom. Little did I know the execs were heading downstairs to unleash workmageddon.

Workmageddon by Apricottarte March 3, 2015

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warmageddon

n. The oft-predicted final battle over the destiny of Earth's soul between the believers in global warming and the followers of Satan (or between the Global Warming Conspirators and the Holders of the True Knowledge).

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Pretty frigid today, ehh?

That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.

How is that even possible?

You'll see. You'll all see!

warmageddon by gnostic 1 October 3, 2013

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Workmageddon • Warmageddon • Whoremageddon

Whoremageddon

An unprecedented vortex of whore related evil. Not to be confused with the whorepocalypse.

My Ex-girlfriend is apparently conjuring the beginning of whoremageddon by sleeping with my entire family.

Whoremageddon by the radar saint September 11, 2011

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Warmageddon

A song by the band soulfly, or Warmageddon is a fantasy saga told in short stories and presented online in comic book and comic strip format.

Dude! did you hear the song Warmageddon by soulfly? its sick!

Warmageddon by Buddy Daniels June 23, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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