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Workgasm 

the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of work related enthusiasm, usually resulting from stimulation of the mind and thoughts relating to ones profession, occassionally accompanied in the male by ejaculation. Often times, women are able to fake workgasms to further their career.
Dude, when I was talking to my boss about the new Google GDrive, I'm almost certain he had a workgasm because he'd be able to work from any computer anywhere. His pants were saturated!
Workgasm by Michael_Scott January 26, 2009
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workgasm 

A workaholic's euphoria associated with a job well done
"Slapped that finished project down on the desk, got up to leave the office, and my knees almost buckled - what a workgasm!"
workgasm by Mike Cerovich July 27, 2008
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workgasm 

The feeling you get when a hot co-worker walks by your desk.
Chris: Hey Joe. I just had another workgasm.
Joe: Did Janette, or Amy walk down the hall?
workgasm by Chris Hattery October 11, 2007

workgasm 

When you are in love with your job and what you do that it gives you physical and emotional and sensational experience.
Watching the sunset after work gives me workgasm.
workgasm by Röwsh January 22, 2019

Wordgasm 

(verb) describes the breathless amazing feeling of great pleasure that a person gets from reading what someone else has written.
I was looking at Jean and I thought, wow!! She is the single most intelligent, beautiful, spirited woman i have ever known.

Upon Jeans reading those words, she may experience a wordgasm.

or

Wow, did you see what Avery wrote in his essay about patriotism? It was so incredible, I was breathless after reading it...wordgasm!
Wordgasm by Jean348 February 16, 2010

Wordgasm 

The explosion of pleasure that pulses through the brain and down into the body when one takes a Words With Friends move that is extremely high scoring, uses all tiles/letters/ or pulls one into the lead by at least 100 points. Intensity of the waves of the Wordgasm are directly linked to how high of score one attains.
"OMG I totally just had a WORDGASM from placing the letters for the word "except" on the triple word space! 70 pointer oh yessss oh yessssssss uhh uhhh ahhhh uhhh yessss!!!!!"
Wordgasm by woopsi September 29, 2012
A workasm is a person who cannot stop having orgasms at work. Usually they try to hide it and end up in closets and conference rooms.
Our boss thought he was being discreet but the whole staff knew he was having workasms with colleagues when he thought no on was looking.
workasm by Momma_1 December 21, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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