workasm
A workasm is a person who cannot stop having orgasms at work. Usually they try to hide it and end up in closets and conference rooms.
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workasm • workgasm • workamping • Worgasm • Workamine • workasize • Workasober • Workaspora • Workastinate • workism
Workgasm
the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of work related enthusiasm, usually resulting from stimulation of the mind and thoughts relating to ones profession, occassionally accompanied in the male by ejaculation. Often times, women are able to fake workgasms to further their career.
Dude, when I was talking to my boss about the new Google GDrive, I'm almost certain he had a workgasm because he'd be able to work from any computer anywhere. His pants were saturated!
Workgasm by Michael_Scott January 26, 2009
Workaspora
(n) - a social network consisting of the diaspora of former coworkers who scatter when a formerly-functional workplace detonates and everyone runs for the exits or loses employment. The post-detonation value of a workaspora to any particular member is directly proportional to the quality of the workforce assembled by the formerly-functional workplace prior to the detonation.
Example (1): She shouldn't have any trouble finding a job. The workaspora from her company is now spread out over every profitable firm in her industry.
Example(2): The reason that the workaspora from her company is so tight is that they had all loved working together before the merger and the shared suffering of the acquisition forced them to watch each other's backs until each person could get over the wall.
Example(2): The reason that the workaspora from her company is so tight is that they had all loved working together before the merger and the shared suffering of the acquisition forced them to watch each other's backs until each person could get over the wall.
Workaspora by Frustrated_Monolingual January 18, 2011
workgasm
"Slapped that finished project down on the desk, got up to leave the office, and my knees almost buckled - what a workgasm!"
workgasm by Mike Cerovich July 27, 2008
Workasober
Adjective.- Not addicted to or intoxicated by work. A break from work or work related exhaustion. Also, a person that does not show extreme or excessive qualities or emotions for work.
Workasober by Goatsucker Pedro June 10, 2009
American Worksmanship
The quality of American Worksmanship has gone the way of the dodo, especially American cars, which can't hold a candle to the Japanese.
American Worksmanship by Death to Trees January 7, 2004
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