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Workday Play
Any sort of sexual activity done during the days of Monday-Thursday.
Any sort of sexual favors received during a non-weekend.
Any sort of sexual favors received during a non-weekend.
Workday Play by definitiondude111 April 13, 2010
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Middle-of-the-workday hot
At 1:00pm on a Monday at work: wow Susan is hot!
At 10pm on Saturday at a club: Is that the same Susan from work? WTF
Susan is "middle-of-the-workday hot"
At 10pm on Saturday at a club: Is that the same Susan from work? WTF
Susan is "middle-of-the-workday hot"
Middle-of-the-workday hot by Danswer88 December 21, 2008
Workday
workday date
workday date by ZeAnonymousWordMaker May 4, 2016
Workday Rally
The term used to describe when your friends want to drink and you have work tomorrow; so you do the responsible thing and work hungover.
Bro 1: Hey dawg, did you just want to kick it tonight, i know you got work tomorrow
Bro 2: Nah we’re gettin hammered, workday rally never fails
Bro 2: Nah we’re gettin hammered, workday rally never fails
Workday Rally by ggg333 January 10, 2024
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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