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A software application used to bring an organization to a screaming halt
Everything was working great at our company, then we installed Workday and nothing works.
Workday by ChasinAmy June 25, 2021
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Workday Play 

Any sort of sexual activity done during the days of Monday-Thursday.

Any sort of sexual favors received during a non-weekend.
Mark: Dude, did you hook up with Susan on Tuesday?

Jack: Hell yeah, man! Workday Play!

workday date 

When you and your loved one skip out on work early to do something really cool....
Me and Ma'boo made a workday date to see a rehearsal of the Dance Theatre of Harlem.

Workday Rally 

The term used to describe when your friends want to drink and you have work tomorrow; so you do the responsible thing and work hungover.
Bro 1: Hey dawg, did you just want to kick it tonight, i know you got work tomorrow
Bro 2: Nah we’re gettin hammered, workday rally never fails
Workday Rally by ggg333 January 10, 2024

Middle-of-the-workday hot 

When a female seems hotter during the workday, than she actually is.
At 1:00pm on a Monday at work: wow Susan is hot!

At 10pm on Saturday at a club: Is that the same Susan from work? WTF

Susan is "middle-of-the-workday hot"

National bring your foreskin to work day 

July 27, National bring your foreskin to work day.
And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day

National bring your boyfriend to work day 

On October 20th bring your boyfriend to work with you he misses you ladies
National bring your boyfriend to work day bring him ladies
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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