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An affectionate term for more than one dog. An alternative to doggos, doggies, pups.
The dog walker enjoyed taking an afternoon stroll with her favorite group of woofles... until one of them decided to chase after a squirrel!
woofles by N.Manzana November 10, 2020

woofless 

Woofless is a great YouTuber and is very funny and cute. However, he is unemployed, so everyone calls Woofless, Jobless. This became his nickname. And, his real name is Robert.

Rob-a-dob-flob has no job.
That guy over there doesn't have a job, but he has a ton of money. He must be a Woofless!

woosless 

the state of or being Little Woo (completely useless)working harder at not working than if you just worked normally. Usually late to work from heavy drinking the night before.
All this guy does is show up late and wonder around all day pretending to be busy he's so woosless.
woosless by No Body Cares October 17, 2008
A sarcastic form of the slang word woot. Used deadpan, it can add emphasis to somthing vulgar.
"Hey Mark, I just slept with your mum. Wootles."
wootles by farmboy138 May 1, 2005
Another word for useless and being of 0 help
John- "You can't even turn the TV on. You're wookless"
wookless by ChonyBoii April 3, 2017
when a womans nipple is equal to or greater than half of her breast
Wow, I didn't realize Deb had such large womples until she took her shirt off last night.
womples by Ryan58 April 6, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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