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A shortstack little boy who's commonly depicted in art by Joe McGay where he is the victim of a gangbang.
Jden: Joe, did you draw another image of Woofles being gangbanged again?
Joe: He enjoys it, I am Joe McGay.
Woofles by FuckYouJden May 22, 2022
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pooping and vomiting at the same time
he came down with the woofles and had to sit on the toilet with a bucket
woofles by whoooooosisit December 12, 2011
An affectionate term for dogs. An alternative to “doggo”
The silly woofle ran after the tennis ball with his ears flying back and his goofy tongue hanging out of his mouth.
woofle by N.Manzana November 10, 2020

woofless 

Woofless is a great YouTuber and is very funny and cute. However, he is unemployed, so everyone calls Woofless, Jobless. This became his nickname. And, his real name is Robert.

Rob-a-dob-flob has no job.
That guy over there doesn't have a job, but he has a ton of money. He must be a Woofless!

woosless 

the state of or being Little Woo (completely useless)working harder at not working than if you just worked normally. Usually late to work from heavy drinking the night before.
All this guy does is show up late and wonder around all day pretending to be busy he's so woosless.
woosless by No Body Cares October 17, 2008
A sarcastic form of the slang word woot. Used deadpan, it can add emphasis to somthing vulgar.
"Hey Mark, I just slept with your mum. Wootles."
wootles by farmboy138 May 1, 2005
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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