Woodstache

Male pubic hairs, otherwise known as a 'wood-moustache', which can be shortened to 'woodstache'

I shaved my woodstache this morning, I look so much bigger now!

I always style my woodstache for the ladies

by TT90 August 5, 2011

wormstache

A reference to the season 6 gag reel of the show Supernatural, in which actor Misha Collins was dared by his costar Jared Padalecki to eat a worm he found. Misha refused, and instead wore it as a wormstache.

Jared: "Eat it. I dare you to eat it. You have to eat it."
Misha: "I'm not going to eat it, that's disgusting. I'm going to wear it as a wormstache."
(Misha puts on the worm; J2 crack up)

by TricksterTalia November 8, 2013

woodsjacker

Any man sitting alone in a parked car in a wooded area. They are not eating lunch, but rather jacking off or cruising for gay sex.

On a nature hike Johnny saw some guy sitting in a car by himself when his mom said, "Stay away from him, filthy woodsjacker!"

by Original woodsman November 17, 2006

woodstalkers

Woodstalkers are people that live in the woods and sell prime times and liquor to young kids while their at parties in the woods

" Morgan and me went to look for the woodstalkers so she could get more liquor and i could get more prime times "

by Mr. PT October 24, 2007

Wootache

A female mustache another spelling for this word is wootash.

Hair above the female lip and below the nose is a wootache (wootash)

by Mr will March 15, 2011

The Woodstocker

A variation of The Shocker. Performed while giving oral pleasure to your "special lady". Instead of the commonly accepted "two in the pink, one the stink", soften things up by making a peace sign and driving those digits home. One finger for each hole. While doing it if you want to hum " Don't you want somebody to love" by Jefferson Airplane, go for it.

All girls love The Woodstocker, if they tell you otherwise, they are lying.

by K. F. Tierce August 2, 2006

woustache

a strip of hair left to grow above the upper lip of a female. (a.k.a. woman's moustache)

I was totally digging the girl across room, until she turned around and the ambient lighting highlighted her thick woustache.

by Lee lee Jo August 30, 2009