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woodache 

The pain in the male reproductive organ due to overexertion. Usually occurs after 4-8 'sex sessions', and generally marks the last of them for the night.

Characterized by pain and pleasure, this symptom is very obvious it the beholder.
Guy one: " I heard you guys banging until 4 am last night from my apartment! Then it got deathly quiet."

Guy Two: "Yeah I got a case of woodache. It was pain in pleasure all in one!"

Guy one: "Damn bro, Cassie must be a freak!"
woodache by OverExertedPenis April 24, 2008
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Wootache 

A female mustache another spelling for this word is wootash.
Hair above the female lip and below the nose is a wootache (wootash)
Wootache by Mr will March 15, 2011
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Opposite to "writer's block", a "wordache" is when the words won't stop coming. "Wordache", when mental emphasis is on "ache", can also mean the feeling of words pressing against your skin, desperately wanting to be written or spoken.
This wordache is killing me, time to get my writing ooon.
wordache by Ida Eriksson January 4, 2018

wordaches 

The opposite of writer's block, when the words won't stop flowing. If mental emphasis is on "ache", the sensation of words struggling to break free, longing to be written, spoken, thought.
Wordaches hurt and tingle pleasantly, will eventually make your shit explode.
Either male or Female who sucks alot of cock. Giving one a blow job. Sucking cock.
Last night we saw a man woodchewing his lover.

She like to give alot woodchewing.

You never know who will woodchew you.

Do you want a woodchewy?
Woodchew by little woman August 24, 2009