woodsjacker

Any man sitting alone in a parked car in a wooded area. They are not eating lunch, but rather jacking off or cruising for gay sex.

On a nature hike Johnny saw some guy sitting in a car by himself when his mom said, "Stay away from him, filthy woodsjacker!"

by Original woodsman November 17, 2006

woodstalkers

Woodstalkers are people that live in the woods and sell prime times and liquor to young kids while their at parties in the woods

" Morgan and me went to look for the woodstalkers so she could get more liquor and i could get more prime times "

by Mr. PT October 24, 2007

woodsnuckery

Banter / the description of words written or spoken in jest which may not be entirely serious despite the person in the act of woodsnuckery trying to suggest otherwise.

To suggest that "Steve Cotterill is the best young manager outside of the premiership." is surely blatant woodsnuckery.

by Longsider January 12, 2008

The Woodstocker

A variation of The Shocker. Performed while giving oral pleasure to your "special lady". Instead of the commonly accepted "two in the pink, one the stink", soften things up by making a peace sign and driving those digits home. One finger for each hole. While doing it if you want to hum " Don't you want somebody to love" by Jefferson Airplane, go for it.

All girls love The Woodstocker, if they tell you otherwise, they are lying.

by K. F. Tierce August 2, 2006

woodwacker

someone who hits boners, hard-ons, stiffys, or wood.

Tom: Dude i woke up with morningwood and Ted totally tried to hit it with a book.

Zane: Fuckin woodwacker

by kid21 December 14, 2008