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woodwacker 

someone who hits boners, hard-ons, stiffys, or wood.
Tom: Dude i woke up with morningwood and Ted totally tried to hit it with a book.

Zane: Fuckin woodwacker
woodwacker by kid21 December 14, 2008
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Woolcatcher 

A guy who easily picks up women, usually at a bar or club.
My friend is such a woolcatcher because he has no trouble picking up any woman he wants.
Woolcatcher by Matthew James July 20, 2008

WOODBUTCHER 

the lord and saviour of state 393 WOODBUTCHER

the friend of all the killer of many
WOODBUTCHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pls no-no HELP me nooooo
WOODBUTCHER by not APEX XP March 4, 2021

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026