woodwatcher 

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is trying to get a sneak peek of your penis.

Man, I had to take a piss earlier, and this woodwatcher was straight eyeing my cock.

woodwatcher by Shaural August 25, 2017

woodwacker 

someone who hits boners, hard-ons, stiffys, or wood.

Tom: Dude i woke up with morningwood and Ted totally tried to hit it with a book.

Zane: Fuckin woodwacker

woodwacker by kid21 December 14, 2008

Woolcatcher 

A guy who easily picks up women, usually at a bar or club.

My friend is such a woolcatcher because he has no trouble picking up any woman he wants.

Woolcatcher by Matthew James July 20, 2008

WOODBUTCHER 

the lord and saviour of state 393 WOODBUTCHER

the friend of all the killer of many

WOODBUTCHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pls no-no HELP me nooooo

WOODBUTCHER by not APEX XP March 4, 2021