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Wootcher
Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.
woodache
The pain in the male reproductive organ due to overexertion. Usually occurs after 4-8 'sex sessions', and generally marks the last of them for the night.
Characterized by pain and pleasure, this symptom is very obvious it the beholder.
Characterized by pain and pleasure, this symptom is very obvious it the beholder.
Guy one: " I heard you guys banging until 4 am last night from my apartment! Then it got deathly quiet."
Guy Two: "Yeah I got a case of woodache. It was pain in pleasure all in one!"
Guy one: "Damn bro, Cassie must be a freak!"
Guy Two: "Yeah I got a case of woodache. It was pain in pleasure all in one!"
Guy one: "Damn bro, Cassie must be a freak!"
woodache by OverExertedPenis April 24, 2008
Wootchell
Wootchell by 0live.thegreatest November 20, 2023
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