workstache 

noun: a mustache that is grown to an excessive length because you don't have any free time to shave that sucker off due to a large amount of stress, obligations, or work.

Alton: Dude, what's that cat doing on your face?
Brian: Chill yo, that's my workstache!

Brian: Oh my gosh, I'm so stressed out! I have so much work to do and not enough time to do it! At least afterwards I'll be more like Chuck Norris.
Alton: Dude, your workstache is gunna be awesome. I wish I had one!
Brian: Nah man, you're not capable of growing one of these babies, you sleep too much for that!
Alton: Aw shucks! I'm SO jealous!

workstache by Harri Upper Lip November 11, 2010

wormstache 

A reference to the season 6 gag reel of the show Supernatural, in which actor Misha Collins was dared by his costar Jared Padalecki to eat a worm he found. Misha refused, and instead wore it as a wormstache.

Jared: "Eat it. I dare you to eat it. You have to eat it."
Misha: "I'm not going to eat it, that's disgusting. I'm going to wear it as a wormstache."
(Misha puts on the worm; J2 crack up)

wormstache by TricksterTalia November 8, 2013

warfstache 

The most epic mustache that is a form of a handlebar mustsache that is pink. This mustache is the logo for the youtuber "Markilpier".

Tyler: Hey jimmy whats with the warfstache?

Jimmy: Its Markilplier fan day.

Tyler: Why do you watch him?

Jimmy: Please go die in a sewage pipe Tyler.

warfstache by dawookiesnuggler October 28, 2013

wilford warfstache 

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark

Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

wilford warfstache by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018

woustache 

a strip of hair left to grow above the upper lip of a female. (a.k.a. woman's moustache)

I was totally digging the girl across room, until she turned around and the ambient lighting highlighted her thick woustache.

woustache by Lee lee Jo August 30, 2009

Werestache

Person who's look changes completely when wearing a mustache, so much they can barely be recognized.

That day, when my brother came into the house and looked into my eyes, my blood frose: I learned he was a werestache.

Werestache by skyjuice December 30, 2008

wilfred warfstache 

The alter-ego of Markiplier, and he takes no shit from anyone.

"I'm Wilfred warfstache and I TAKE NO SHIT FROM NO ONE!!!"

wilfred warfstache by Alcain Thomas July 23, 2016