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Hoodstache

A word used by my 2 year-old son to describe what is actually a moustache.

A hood of hair draped over one's lips.
Daddy, I like your hoodstache.
by schg January 1, 2011
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hoodratchet

an individual possessing the visual qualities of both a hoodrat, as well as that of being ratchet (visually offensive).
damn bro, you see Diane last night at the party? She was pretty hoodratchet
by pistola pietrovka May 27, 2014
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hoodratchetry

Thieving slutty females dressed for the occasion often under the influence of controlled substances doing said acts to gain access to or obtain more of said controlled substances , without remorse or descression. Belligerent hoodratchetry could be happening in your hood right now. Do you know where your doughter is right now?
Oh shit my moped is stolen, I knew those girls weren't really interested in my stamp collection.# hoodratchetry
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Holistache

A Burt Reynolds type mustache, shaved in for the Holidays. Typically worn with a ugly Christmas sweater or some sort of festive attire.
My Holistache is dominant AF this year!
by TheTyResch December 22, 2020
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hoodache

means "everyday struggle" I lived in a neighborHOOD that had nothing but STRUGGLE(Ache/Pain)Thats why I actually came up with the word in 1997 or 1998 or so.
Coming back to your car after running into a store and finding a $115 parking ticket is a Hoodache.
I made a clothing line with this name about the same time I came up with the name.There are alot of people using the word but they can't say that they started using it until after 2000.I have the proof!!!The real HOODACHE!!!!
by Shiggiddy March 9, 2008
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Hoopstache

EWWW dood look at that hoopstache!
by sourz December 19, 2003
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hoofstache

A person sporting a moustache will often find themselves smeeling their upper lip to remember themselves of the pussy they ate the night before.
Check out Tim, he keeps curling up his upper lip, he must have hoofstache
by Sly Lavigne September 5, 2006
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