Woodet 

A person obsessed with wood

She's a woodet, even her kitchen appliances are wooden.

Woodet by AriusPrime February 1, 2019

Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.

Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*

Wooden shield by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020

Woodstock Dick 

A Woodstock Dick is when you look like you attend the woodstock festival and you take a lot of speedy drugs and you have a huge bush of public hair. Your clothes become a burden so you get naked and walk around with your mushroom cap sticking out of the bushes as seen at the woodstock festival I'm archival photos.

Random hippy chick: Hey peace man you're really groovy . It takes a lot of guts to be naked in public when you have a Woodstock Dick

Woodstock Dick by moman86 September 30, 2016

wooder ice 

philly way to say water ice

"you get your free ritas yesterday? Damn that wooder ice was good!"

wooder ice by j May 28, 2004

Woodtistic 

When a person or thing does or says something so dumb/stupid that it gives another person an actual boner.

Yesterday Matt said something so fucking woodtistic that it actually gave me a boner, why matt, why...

Woodtistic by Woodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 31, 2018

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels 

Don't let anyone get over on you! Be alert and aware of shady people. (Often said as a goodbye)

Talk to you later, don't take any wooden nickels!

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels by angelas3656 December 18, 2012

wooden onesie 

a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin

"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"

wooden onesie by BOOPER-FUCKIN-DOOPER June 2, 2018