onesie

The most comfortable thing one can wear, there is no denying it.

Sally experienced a cozy wonderland as she put on her fuzzy onesie.

by Cosmello January 11, 2015

onesie

a single cigarette sold over the counter by a retail establishment, instead of a pack of 20. useful in New York if you don't have the $8 for a pack. also useful for the quitting smoker who just needs one nicotine hit to take the edge off. onesie's are illegal in some states - eg Illinois 2009

"he sold me a onesie with a cup of coffee"

by mak108 August 22, 2009

onesie

A selfie taken by HM the Queen

One has taken a onesie on one's mobile

by cousinjack49 April 23, 2014

onesie

to masturbate, have sex with oneself, to commit onanism

...and I caught that bitch having a onesie in the middle of the tennis court.

by BabyA December 12, 2005

onesie

A trademark registered to Gerber Childrenswear LLC, often used in connection with a one-piece garment for an infant or small child, generally worn over a diaper.

The child wore a Gerber Onesies garment.

by Onesies April 17, 2009

onesies

Colloquial description of a one piece leather suite used for motorcycle riding. Term originally coined by highly esteemed female Australian bike rider of Melbourne location many many years ago. Since purchasing her own "onesies" it has been decreeded under Melbourne Bike Rider assesment to be the hottest arse in a set of onesies evvaaaaaaaaaaar !!!

she " Dude onesies for the track today ?"

dude "hell yeah help me pull 'em on"

she " meh, your arse aint never gunna look as good as mine does in onesies"

by sharkuss February 02, 2010

onesier

A onesier is defined as someone who wears onesies in public.

She wears her hoodie cat onesie everywhere...that girl is a chronic onesier.

by Jo Onesier January 17, 2017