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wookette 

A Female (Wook)

A wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own.

Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.

It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.
I can't wait to turn that wookette into my tent slut.
wookette by Leviath June 14, 2018
Related Words

Wordette 

Def: To agree, to acknowledge. Best used in the context of "I love you" conversations when a male prefers to avoid those words even though he loves his lady friend in return.

Synonym: Word

Note: When a lady says "I love you" to her man-friend, research shows that most woman don't expect them to say it back, but do expect them to say something supportive or comforting. Using a neutral and sensitive term of agreement, like "wordette," will probably land you a BJ.
Example 1:

Lady-friend: "Its a nice day to make out in the gazebo."
Man-friend: "Wordette."
Lady-friend: "You're so cute =)"

Example 2:

Lady-Friend: "Just wanted to say I love you and hope you are having a great day!"
Man-Friend: "Word"
Lady-Friend: "Umm I think I would have prefered no response to word... (Blah Blah Blah)"
Wordette by Dr. MZ April 29, 2010
She's a woodet, even her kitchen appliances are wooden.
Woodet by AriusPrime February 1, 2019
Feminine variant of "wodie," derived from "wardie," a term referring to inhabitants of one of New Orlean's wards. The feminine version was coined on August 16, 2012 by the Shockster.
That little wodette is one fly honey.
Wodette by NathanLegs August 16, 2012

Woodeaton 

You’re going to Woodeaton.”

WoodenToaster 

An awesome British "Brony" music producer!!!!!!!! He has been producing music ever since 2011, and his music is freaking awesome!!! My favourite songs by him are Awoken, Rainbow Factory, Prototype VIP, etc.
WoodenToaster, if you ever notice this. Just know me and your other fans love you! (\(^v^)