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Wooderson

A term devoloped through the manliness of David Wooderson (Dazed and Confused 1993). Upon completion of a manly momment or statement, bowing and taking a knee with one hand above head in a triumphant fashion, and saying "wooderson".
Joe: "Bro, I brought that heffer chic home lastnight and tossed it in her, after getting booted from the bar"

Jim: "man she was big, but at least you got laid"

Joe: "wooderson" (progression into stance)
by BrentBPortC November 8, 2011
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Wooderson

that Wooderson has not come in again - stupid overpowered BMW! what a Bellend!
by poco2015 August 14, 2015
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Wooderson

A douche bag that continues to date high school girls, even though he failed to graduate 10 years ago. This person also does not pay child support or even attempt to see their children.
Your baby daddy is a wooderson.
by joe blow esckimo March 15, 2011
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David Wooderson

The essence of coolness and the man himself. A fiction character played by Matthew McConaughey in "Dazed and Confused."
by andrew thorne grittith June 18, 2009
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Charles Woodson

An elite cornerback in the NFL. Currently plays for the Green Bay Packers but previously played for the Oakland Raiders. Has 25 career picks, eight of which came in 2006, leading the National Football Conference. Has been called overrated for so long that he is now actually underrated. He posseses great athleticism, as well as great size for the position (6'1", 200) and great speed. He is a Four-Time Pro Bowler. Won the Heisman Trophy in 1998, and deservingly so. Screw all the people on Peyton Manning's dick.
Manning throws, and it's picked off by Charles Woodson!
by Shutdown Cornerback April 1, 2007
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woobersnatcher

damn when i was talking to that bitch that foo be acting like a woobersnatcher.
by Jokiiee August 6, 2007
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Charles Woodson

An amazing defensive player for the Green Bay Packers. Winner of the Defensive Player MVP in '09.
3/4 of the world is covered in water.

The rest is covered by Charles Woodson.
by IceCreamChocolate(: February 23, 2010
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