Woodenism 

Woodenism is a cult luke burrow and martin chalk invented.

This the religion of the Wood. The universe is the great oak tree in the sky, and each fruit on it's brances is a different galaxy. We believe that wood has helped humanity and the world to be like the way it is today.

As we speak, the founders of Woodenism are creating the Royal Book Of Wood, It is the bible of Woodenism, full of the works of wood throughout history, and how we can relate them to moden times.

There is a group on Facebook donated to Woodenism, please come and join our cult and we can use wood to help us decide what is right and wrong in life.

"May the wood be with all of you"
"And with you my fellow fellow"
"These are the words of Woodenism"

Woodenism by Luke Burrow April 11, 2010

Wokenism 

Woke Tokenism.

‘Wokenism’ is a form of tokenism performed by people attempting to seem woke, progressive or politically correct.

This could be casting one random POC in a period drama set in England, and so telling the story of English history yet again, but this time with some African spice.

Person 1: ‘Hey, isn’t it cool that Viola Davis has been cast as Florence Nightingale?’

Person 2: ‘I guess... but wouldn’t it be even cooler if she was cast as Mary Seacole? So we could have a film about a woman who really was black, instead of rehashing the same white narratives but shoehorning POCs in for the sake of progressivism, whilst paradoxically denying them the chance to tell their own stories and depict their own histories? Idk... just feels like Wokenism to me.’

Wokenism by lightbringer January 6, 2021

Woodism 

Woodism is the belief that the entire universe is made up of entire wood.

Woodism is
When you look at the night sky it's not what you think it is, it's actually just wood and the stars in it are spots of the wood that have been burnt to a certain extant that it became white, just like the stars at night.

Woodism by Woodism Pope July 17, 2015

woodyism 

A collective noun for the many grammatical, idiomatic and intellectual mistakes commited by the legendary Woody.

Woodyism.

Ex #1. "I thought they were speaking Mexican". - Regarding Los Ganados in Resident Evil 4

Ex #2. "Someone'll have to give him RSPCA". - Referring to someone that had passed out.

Ex #3. "Right-wing society? Isn't that when you have Stockholm Syndrome?" - During a discussion about politics.

Ex #4. "Yeeeeeeee!" - Common rebuttal to pretty much any statement.

woodyism by Beeth January 22, 2008

Woojinism

Woojinism is a religion owned by God Woojin (from Stray Kids)

Person: Hey, what's your religion again?
Me: Woojinism. My religion is Woojinism :D

Woojinism by straykidstays September 8, 2019

woodism 

when some mofo is just to freaken stupid for his own good

mr wood is the founder of woodism

woodism by aznjsm August 22, 2008

Woodnise

An accepting, morally sound person. A woman who is forgiving and kind.

You got some spiritual shit you gotta figure out? Talk to Woodnise, she'll set you on the right path.

Woodnise by George Queens November 28, 2016