Definitions by Beeth
scattered ass
Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!
scattered ass by Beeth May 6, 2008
Xbox eye
Ex. 1: "Dude what's up with your eye?"
"I was playing C&C3 till like 4am"
"You got some serious Xbox eye"
"Yeah, well, GDI can kiss my ass"
Ex. 2: "Dude I can't play Halo 3 anymore, I got a serious case of Xbox eye"
"I was playing C&C3 till like 4am"
"You got some serious Xbox eye"
"Yeah, well, GDI can kiss my ass"
Ex. 2: "Dude I can't play Halo 3 anymore, I got a serious case of Xbox eye"
woodyism
A collective noun for the many grammatical, idiomatic and intellectual mistakes commited by the legendary Woody.
Woodyism.
Ex #1. "I thought they were speaking Mexican". - Regarding Los Ganados in Resident Evil 4
Ex #2. "Someone'll have to give him RSPCA". - Referring to someone that had passed out.
Ex #3. "Right-wing society? Isn't that when you have Stockholm Syndrome?" - During a discussion about politics.
Ex #4. "Yeeeeeeee!" - Common rebuttal to pretty much any statement.
Ex #1. "I thought they were speaking Mexican". - Regarding Los Ganados in Resident Evil 4
Ex #2. "Someone'll have to give him RSPCA". - Referring to someone that had passed out.
Ex #3. "Right-wing society? Isn't that when you have Stockholm Syndrome?" - During a discussion about politics.
Ex #4. "Yeeeeeeee!" - Common rebuttal to pretty much any statement.
90th minute
1. Commentator: "And Man United have scored a penalty in the 90th minute to win the game!"
2. Guy #1: "Dude, where's Kyle?"
Guy #2: "He was supposed to come, but he pulled out in the 90th minute."
Guy #1: "What a tool."
2. Guy #1: "Dude, where's Kyle?"
Guy #2: "He was supposed to come, but he pulled out in the 90th minute."
Guy #1: "What a tool."
90th minute by Beeth December 28, 2007
Captain Kirk
1. Main character in the original Star Trek series. Commander of the Enterprise.
2. Cockney rhyming slang for "work".
2. Cockney rhyming slang for "work".
1. Guy #1: "d00d pickard r00lz!!"
Guy #2: "Kirk could kick Picard's ass!"
2. Guy #1: "You want some vodka?"
Guy #2: "Can't man, got Captain Kirk tomorrow."
Guy #1: "Shut up and get that down your Gregory Peck!"
Guy #2: "Kirk could kick Picard's ass!"
2. Guy #1: "You want some vodka?"
Guy #2: "Can't man, got Captain Kirk tomorrow."
Guy #1: "Shut up and get that down your Gregory Peck!"
Captain Kirk by Beeth November 17, 2007
Real Hustle
n. "The Real Hustle".
An English program on BBC3 depicting a group of confidence tricksters pulling different scams and hoaxes, in order to warn the public of possible scammers or con men.
v. "To Real Hustle".
The act of repeating something one has seen on the aforementioned program. For example, pickpocketing.
An English program on BBC3 depicting a group of confidence tricksters pulling different scams and hoaxes, in order to warn the public of possible scammers or con men.
v. "To Real Hustle".
The act of repeating something one has seen on the aforementioned program. For example, pickpocketing.
1: Guy 1: "Dude did you catch 'The Real Hustle' last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was okay, but who the hell wants to steal pens!?"
Guy 1: "It was a sweet pen".
2: Guy 1: "Dude watch out for that shifty man walking around, he might real hustle you."
3: Guy 1: "Dude I totally real hustled some guy on the dancefloor and stole me a fiver!".
Guy 2: "Sweet! Let me hold a dolla'".
Guy 2: "Yeah it was okay, but who the hell wants to steal pens!?"
Guy 1: "It was a sweet pen".
2: Guy 1: "Dude watch out for that shifty man walking around, he might real hustle you."
3: Guy 1: "Dude I totally real hustled some guy on the dancefloor and stole me a fiver!".
Guy 2: "Sweet! Let me hold a dolla'".
Real Hustle by Beeth October 23, 2007
JokerStars
Nickname for the popular poker website PokerStars.
The name comes from the masses of fairly good poker players that get bad beats by donks or n00bs.
The name comes from the masses of fairly good poker players that get bad beats by donks or n00bs.
Guy#1. I got dealt pocket aces and moved all in.
Guy#2. Yeah?
Guy#1. Yeah. 3 people called me, one had kings, one had queens, the other had 2's.
Guy#2. Wow, guess you won a big pot.
Guy#1. Shit no! Flop came Ace King Queen, we all hit trips, except the last guy, who was practically drawing dead. Pot was as good as mine, turn card was a 2 and and river was a 2 to give the n00b quad deuces.
Guy#2. You were obviously playing on JokerStars dawg!
Guy#2. Yeah?
Guy#1. Yeah. 3 people called me, one had kings, one had queens, the other had 2's.
Guy#2. Wow, guess you won a big pot.
Guy#1. Shit no! Flop came Ace King Queen, we all hit trips, except the last guy, who was practically drawing dead. Pot was as good as mine, turn card was a 2 and and river was a 2 to give the n00b quad deuces.
Guy#2. You were obviously playing on JokerStars dawg!
JokerStars by Beeth October 17, 2007