Woojinism

Woojinism is a religion owned by God Woojin (from Stray Kids)

Person: Hey, what's your religion again?
Me: Woojinism. My religion is Woojinism :D

Woojinism by straykidstays September 8, 2019

Woodenism 

Woodenism is a cult luke burrow and martin chalk invented.

This the religion of the Wood. The universe is the great oak tree in the sky, and each fruit on it's brances is a different galaxy. We believe that wood has helped humanity and the world to be like the way it is today.

As we speak, the founders of Woodenism are creating the Royal Book Of Wood, It is the bible of Woodenism, full of the works of wood throughout history, and how we can relate them to moden times.

There is a group on Facebook donated to Woodenism, please come and join our cult and we can use wood to help us decide what is right and wrong in life.

"May the wood be with all of you"
"And with you my fellow fellow"
"These are the words of Woodenism"

Woodenism by Luke Burrow April 11, 2010

Woojinsexual

When you're only attracted to the one and only Kim Woojin, the korean solo singer

Random Person: What's your sexuality?

Woojin stan: I'm Woojinsexual, I only love Kim Woojin

Woojinsexual by FunnyCrackhead15ws75g5 January 15, 2021

Woojinsforlifer

The best chuu stan

Flop 1: who's the best chuu Stan?
Flop 2: it's woojinsforlifer for sure

Woojinsforlifer by Bestorbit July 15, 2022

Woojinsforlifer

The best chuu stan

Floppyinnit Stan: I'm a flop but woojinsforlifer is literally the best chuu stan, ik my opinion doesn't matter but it's true.
The actual goddess chuu: shut up flop, but yeah, woojinsforlifer is the best chuu stan.

Woojinsforlifer by 2ndbestorbit July 15, 2022