woodyism 

A collective noun for the many grammatical, idiomatic and intellectual mistakes commited by the legendary Woody.

Woodyism.

Ex #1. "I thought they were speaking Mexican". - Regarding Los Ganados in Resident Evil 4

Ex #2. "Someone'll have to give him RSPCA". - Referring to someone that had passed out.

Ex #3. "Right-wing society? Isn't that when you have Stockholm Syndrome?" - During a discussion about politics.

Ex #4. "Yeeeeeeee!" - Common rebuttal to pretty much any statement.

woodyism by Beeth January 22, 2008

Woodism 

Woodism is the belief that the entire universe is made up of entire wood.

Woodism is
When you look at the night sky it's not what you think it is, it's actually just wood and the stars in it are spots of the wood that have been burnt to a certain extant that it became white, just like the stars at night.

Woodism by Woodism Pope July 17, 2015

woodism 

when some mofo is just to freaken stupid for his own good

mr wood is the founder of woodism

woodism by aznjsm August 22, 2008

Woodism 

Woodism is a way of life. Step 1: lose all your chips in one slot. Step 2: do step 1 in record timing, every time. Step 3: after your broke, scratch your head wondering what happened. Step 4: repeat steps 1-3 as soon as you get more chips.

Damn son, what happened to your chip count? *scratches head* I been practicing woodism again bro 😂😆🙏🤣

Woodism by GhostET August 11, 2018