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accepting bitch

A person or group of people in a group or "clique" that yields to all things demanded of them by the leader of the group (a.k.a the slave driver), and are aware that they do so. These are the people that will do whatever is asked of them while at the same time knowing and accepting that they are the slave driver's bitch or bitches.
1. John hated the band whose concert they were going to tonight. But Adam wanted to go, and since Adam was the slave driver, John had agreed. John sighed knowing that his life was not his own, but he was ok with it. He was Adam's accepting bitch.

accepting the stimulus 

Free-market capitalist euphemism for adultery. See "hiking in Appalachia."
"I'll be in Argentina for a few days," said the governor, "accepting the stimulus."

"Good for you, Sir," said his aide with a knowing wink. "Accept the hell out of it."

accepting visa 

When one admires the fact when girls hook up, date, make out, and/or marry, that one is said to accept visa. Those engaging in such activities are said to as well accept visa.

formal:
to accept visa

present tense:
accepting visa
Neha accepts visa and mastercard.

The girls were so stoked because Canada is accepting visa.
accepting visa by Sujan September 5, 2008

Fuck you for not accepting my word

Fucking assholes not accepting my definition. And hell yeah! i take it personally. Bitches!!
urban dictionary: Sorry Sir. May I suck your penis?
Me: You're not worth it. Fuck you for not accepting my word

Stop accepting mediocrity 

A phrase used by idiots who can’t accept someone liking something they don’t.
Person 1: Man, that movie sure was fun
Person 2: UH, NO IT WASNT, YOU NEED TO STOP ACCEPTING MEDIOCRITY YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lol

Fat Acceptance Movement 

The only movement in the fat acceptance movement is going to McDonalds to get a large Big Mac large combo, then come back 10 minutes for the same thing.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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